What happened on your worst date ???

Answer 1

My high school buddy's mother damn near raped me when i was drinking (ala Mrs. Robinson) and got on top when she stripped each of use then she did the regular penis thing then she moved up and was trying to hump my mouth when she laughed and said something about a bloody bulldog. I was digusted to learn what that meant when i went into the bathroom. it was the worst "date." try not to every think about it. *****. she just laughed.

Answer 2

It was a blind date, which by most standards are ill-fated to begin with.
Two things stand out about the date though

A. His shoes...how do i put this? "Clicked" when he walked. It was like going on a date with a tap dancer.

B. Throughout the date he encouraged me to get whatever I wanted off the menu, order the best wine, as he had just recieved a handsome paycheck. May have been true, but the point is moot when you " forget" to bring your debit card with you right?

I'm sure you can guess it was a one time date....

At least I enjoyed all the food I paid for!

Answer 3

We went parking in a bean field. Got stuck and had to walk a 1/2 mile to get help to be pulled out. Very embarrassing! Then had to lie to my parents about why we were late getting home, so as not to be grounded for life. Bad date, but one of the best memories I have about dating my now husband of almost 20 years!!!

Answer 4

Well, I don't really know if you call this a date but, me and a friend of mine went out with this guy to a bar. Didn't really know him that well, but what the hell. Anyway, he was getting drunk and acting stupid. He gave the waitress a $100.00 tip and I said, "Wow, that was nice" and then he said, "Money means nothing to me". He then pulled out another $100.00 and handed it to me and said, "See, I don't care, I got more money then I need." About 10 minutes later, he asked me if he can have the $100.00 back because his wife was going to freak out when he came home empty handed. I didn't even know he was married! I told him sure. He said he was going to the bathroom and would be right back. While he was away, my friend and I took off and left. We went down to Denny's and had a nice meal on him.

Answer 5

It was a blind date. I was told that this girl was pretty, and of average build. When I saw her I about fell over. She was every bit of 300 lbs, and nowhere near pretty. Well, I am not shallow, but I cannot stand to be lied to. She yapped all night about how everyone makes fun of her, and let me know about her very low self-esteem, etc., etc., so forth. The date lasted all of 45 minutes before I cut out.

Answer 6

I was on a double date, and the guys were both doctors. They were acting pretty weird. We get to the lake cabin and they bring out lots of drugs. I really didn't want to see this side of them so the other girl and I ran about a mile to a condo, and found a nice couple who took us home. The awful jerk called me and said he was going to call the police and tell them that I stole his billfold. So I called the health department and reported him for std's. That shut him up. Talk about a loser??

Answer 7

I had a blind date. The date went ok until he told me he had just been released from jail on a drug charge! I excused myself to go the ladies room but I left!

Answer 8

His hands got WAY too gropey. We were in the middle of nowhere, and I was actually worried for myself because the moron wouldn't take a hint. I finally told him I was going to tell his mom if he didn't quit. We were in our 20's but it still worked :)
It was a first date.

Answer 9

You wont even believe it! Met this guy that seemed really nice at a concert. We talked for awhile and we agreed to meet the following friday for a dinner date.
That wednesday he called and said he was in an accident (not hurt but his car was damaged) and asked could I pick him up from work.
SURE I SAY
so friday comes I go to pick him up (from where he says he works) but he is dressed completely different from the rest of the people leaving this building (I ignore this red flag #7)
He says he wants to stop by his mothers house on the way to the dinner to check on her so he calls her on his cell.
She asks him if he (we) could pick up some stuff on the way home.
so i stop at the grocery store and he whips out a WELFARE card to pay for the items
(okay so now I have a million questions)
so we get to his mom's house and the place looks like it is on the condemed list.
When I get inside of the house, his mother knows my name and gives me this huge hug (like we were long lost friends)
She invites me to sit down (was very friendly) and she whips out her picture alblum and starts showing me what a cute baby her son was
(like I care, this is our first date).
This literally goes on for 47 minutes (we had reservations so I am very aware of the time at this point)
SO I excuse myself to go to the bathroom and I am afraid to wash my hands as I thought I might pick up more germs than I would leave behind so I 'pee and flee'
as I am exciting the bathroom I hear my 'date' on the phone talking to 'his baby's mother'
(only problem is that 1. I did not know he had kids. 2. She was apparently telling him that she was on her way over to THIS HOUSE!)
So I have had enough of this madness
I decide to leave and I am backing out and he and his mom at this point are trying to convince me to stay when 'SHE' pulls in
She told me who she was etc. The woman and my 'dates' mother get into a PHYSICAL altercation. I AM BLOCKED IN THE DRIVEWAY until the police come.

I could not get away from that place quick enough.
Needless to say, I have not taken any of his calls!

Answer 10

I got 2 flat tires on 2 separate occasions in the same night. It was an omen...