2007-01-23 14:35:41 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
GAG, omg, hold on let me compose myself for a moment. LOL. Shooo. Ok, I will tell you something before I answer. I was in nursing school and had 2 months left to go before graduation. I was in my clinicals, and got an instructor that was just terrible. She ALWAYS assigned me to the patients with the colostomy bags and the trachs. On one week of her assigning me to the colostomy patient, I had a runny nose. Well, there is NOTHING you can do BUT sniff to keep from dripping on the patient. There is something to be said about the smell of a colostomy bag, but I just can't think of the a word with that degree of nastiness. It was then that I found that I just didn't want to be a nurse anymore. LOL.
Now what would I do if I found one in a salad bar, I would RUN as fast and far as my little feet could carry me. Gagging all the way.
2007-01-23 14:44:27 · answer #1 · answered by Cutelilminxy 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ewww. That's gross...but funny! Oh so funny. I have a colostomy bag. But that's okay. There's no way you could have known that, and even if you did, it's still a funny question.
Seriously though...I don't really have a colostomy bag. lol..!!
Well, if I saw a colostomy bag on a salad bar, I'd run like the wind to the exit door and never go back.
2007-01-23 14:56:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
My first issue would be concern. A colostomy bag isn't something that just falls off. The person wearing it would have had to have taken it off. Just look for the nearest person with dookie running down the front of their shirt and give the bag back to them.
2007-01-23 14:43:09 · answer #3 · answered by foxxxyjade 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hold it up and ask the whole restaurant if it belonged to anyone. If no one admitted then I'd go table to table and shove it in people's faces and ask them again individually. Maybe someone would go for a game of catch with it over top the salad bar. That would be exciting.
2007-01-23 14:42:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hold it up and ask "Who lost the colostomy bag in the lettuce bowl?" loudly enough for the whole restaurant to hear.
2007-01-23 14:40:14 · answer #5 · answered by Faith 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'd ask what type of dressing was it & why isn't it labeled...!
better yet, I love a good joke...
I'd pick it up & whether anything was in it or not ?,
I'd go thru the motions of putting dressing on my salad...lol
2007-01-24 01:53:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grab the bag with the salad tongs and toss it up on the counter by the cash register and ask for my money back.
2007-01-23 14:39:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
I am sorry, but, the very thought is too disgusting, and yet, if I did find something like that, I would assume it was a joke , and I would laugh!!
But, then on the down side of it, it really wouldnt be funny, because that would mean someone has/had colon cancer....
2007-01-23 14:40:07 · answer #8 · answered by Katz 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would call the health department immediately, then I would spread the word about the resturant and get everyone I know to stop going there.
2007-01-23 14:39:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Before or after I tossed my cookies? Probably turn around and walk outr of the restuarant.
2007-01-23 14:38:56 · answer #10 · answered by munesliver 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋