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I am an alterserver, and every sunday i get bonners at the most random times.What do i do

2007-01-23 13:02:47 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Beauty & Style Other - Beauty & Style

11 answers

Don't tell the priest!

2007-01-23 13:06:49 · answer #1 · answered by fuzzbutt 4 · 0 1

OMG. I think that must be so embarrassing. Really though. I think that you would benefit from taking care of the "need" before going to church.
Or maybe there is something there that is triggering that response.
Or is there a promise out there that has your attention.
Also, you might be just going through that awkward stage. Kinda like having huge ears for a few years. Don't be shy, just wear a good constricting set of briefs and carry a book or something. Also don't stand sideways if you can help it. LOL

2007-01-24 01:14:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

think of jesus and the fattest, oldest, ugliest woman in that church having sex.

and jackoff or something right before u go to church

2007-01-23 21:33:49 · answer #3 · answered by Allie 1 · 0 0

have u figured out y u get that way if so then maybe this is a issue u nd 2 figure out by yourself

2007-01-23 21:08:57 · answer #4 · answered by LakenDB 2 · 0 0

take care of it before you go to church

2007-01-23 21:11:56 · answer #5 · answered by snowman_80 3 · 0 0

co to the restroom and reposition it.Also try to to think of things that turn you off.girls throwing up that kind of thing.

2007-01-23 21:12:44 · answer #6 · answered by butterflyspy 5 · 0 0

umm... focus your mind on church, instead of your gf? hope it helps!

2007-01-23 21:10:54 · answer #7 · answered by Fake Your Death 3 · 0 0

cover it up with the hymnal

2007-01-23 21:08:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

think of ugly fat men

2007-01-23 21:17:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

rub it lol

2007-01-23 21:07:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

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