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Only on Tuesdays.
I you're bleeding tomorrow, go to Emergency.

2007-01-23 15:54:30 · answer #1 · answered by Ms. Pelled Babby Schmidt 7 · 1 0

Are you sure they were Twizzlers? They do look like some electrical wires.... metal is really bad for the old gut....

2007-01-23 20:26:44 · answer #2 · answered by from HJ 7 · 0 0

That happened to me once, when I mistook a cork screw for a twizzler! It'll pass, but you'll feel like you're being screwed!

2007-01-23 20:30:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If u can see the digestion that occurs in ur stomach when u eat ur twizzlers, u will see something red. It's either blood or more likely to be ur digested twizzlers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-01-23 20:49:31 · answer #4 · answered by they're savages 5 · 0 0

those WERE king crab legs, and it's customary to remove the shells first.
let's look around again for your bifocals!

2007-01-23 20:31:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Have your parents search for razor blades immediately after you return from Trick-Or-Treating.

2007-01-24 18:31:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Dude. You gotta take them out of the package first.

2007-01-23 20:25:39 · answer #7 · answered by Frame313 3 · 1 0

Aren't you supposed to chew them first
before stuffing them into your cute nose?
Uggh!

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2007-01-23 20:39:08 · answer #8 · answered by Freesumpin 7 · 0 0

no, but it is cusumary to bite off both ends and drink kool aid with them until they are soggy and leaky......just a heads up

2007-01-23 20:26:47 · answer #9 · answered by IAmTheWalrus 3 · 0 0

No bleeding unless INSERTED

2007-01-23 20:30:24 · answer #10 · answered by ididElvis 5 · 0 0

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