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2007-01-23 11:52:43 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

42 answers

The only control I have is when I'm alone on my way to work. I get to control the speed at which I drive. That's it. ... Need more info? OK. - I have a wife and four kids. 2 kids in diapers. they are very controlling. 2 kids who are in school and need something all the time. help with this help with that. the wife takes care of all the bills and i get an allowance, which i don't get to control since she is constantly asking me to buy things for her out of the measly pittance she gives me. i have 2 elderly parents and 1 elderly mother-n-law. these 3 are more demanding that my wife and all four kids combined. i have a drug addict nephew who just got out of prison, two dogs that dig and chew on everything, 6 fish which require feeding and tank cleaning and to beat it all i have therapy once every three months.

yes i have control for 10 minutes a day. so between 6:40am and 6:50am DON'T BOTHER ME! Aaarrrrggg!!!

2007-01-23 12:02:13 · answer #1 · answered by Average Joe 3 · 1 0

In some ways I'm in control

2007-01-23 11:57:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

In some parts of my life. I control my boyfriend, my parents, my bank account and such. I can't control little kids, my destiny, or my absolute assurance that I will fall 2 times a day.

2007-01-23 11:56:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Of course not. The very creation of the idea of control and freedom, is the means by which we are controlled. (I think George from Rainbow is the leader)

2007-01-23 11:55:53 · answer #4 · answered by LaLa 2 · 0 0

I'm controlling your comp now hehehehehe virus power to the max

2007-01-23 11:55:10 · answer #5 · answered by Blue Rain 6 · 0 0

only until i hear the voices...... my big phat pink hippo........ o no now I'm seeing, big phat pink hippos.Oh hell no I'm not in control..... those living in a make believe word only know the truth. that there is no reality ....OK I will try to let you figure that one out but I hope you think it is best funny answer my friend .....

2007-01-23 12:02:27 · answer #6 · answered by yourmallthat 3 · 0 0

No. Ultimately God is in control.

2007-01-23 11:57:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I find that if i close my eyes really tight and pretend i am while spinning i am in complete control.

2007-01-23 11:55:24 · answer #8 · answered by Charisma 6 · 0 1

sometimes I do Pink Polka dotted Elephant

2007-01-23 11:55:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I can barely control my bladder. Forget about anything else.

2007-01-23 11:54:51 · answer #10 · answered by Phoenix Rising 6 · 5 0

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