2007-01-23 11:46:10 · 5 answers · asked by Irena** 1 in Education & Reference ➔ Teaching
do not write anything complicated.....im eleven years old!
2007-01-24 16:32:17 · update #1
They get mad at you when you correct there mistakes. That is pretty funny...
2007-01-23 11:53:10 · answer #1 · answered by betatesterwood 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
here's one for you..
my first year (actually the summer before) I was in my classroom working for the first time. I had not really been given a tour of the school yet. The custodian, who knew I was there, and told me he'd tell me when he was locking up...forgot! All the doors were chained or could not be opened from inside.
I had no idea how to get out!!
I finally had to call 911 from my classroom phone (this is before cells) and the police had to CALL MY NEW VICE PRINCIPAL. I had not met her yet, only the principal.
The police had to come to my school - I was waving my leg and arm out the door that was chained and that I could only open about 4 in. He came and told me of a door through the cafeteria that was able to be opened from the inside.
I got out. And never lived it down. When I left, the VP gave me a big cardboard key to get out of my next building.
I also had my HS Algebra teacher fall off a desk and crack her head on the chalk board and was out cold. (She was standing on the desk to hang a poster.) We had to run to the office and call 911 and the ambulance came. Not funny at the time, but funny now!
And I had a coworker that would shake her hips- which were EXTREMELY generous - from side-to-side while reciting the French alphabet. She looked ridiculous - but it was effective.
2007-01-23 11:56:02 · answer #2 · answered by apbanpos 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like making examples in class where I make myself really important--Queen of the world, president of the U.S., CEO of a corporation, etc.--and I like to pretend like my classroom is my own company/country/planet/etc. I'll tell my students, "Welcome to Smithland, the happiest place on earth!" They like to try to overthrow my dictatorship, but I always win. :)
A funny thing I know a lot of other teachers do is going off on crazy tangents during their lectures.
2007-01-23 14:52:26 · answer #3 · answered by KatEyez4 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I fart in class and blame it on the kids.
I let kids be my helpers because I'm too busy to do everything at once.
We disinfect and use air fresheners after you leave because it smells like wet chicken feathers and oniony b.o.
2007-01-23 14:29:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had a history teacher in HS that squirted anyone who fell asleep with a supersoaker. It was pretty funny.
2007-01-23 13:17:45 · answer #5 · answered by kestie77 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋