What is your favorite way to say your going to the bathroom?

Question

dont act like your too cool for this question by posting "im going the bathroom" or something stupid like that.
be creative.
and dont say unoriginal things like
im off to drain the sea monster.
thats boring

Answer 1

I've gotta see a man about a horse..........

Answer 2

4 different ways depending on the situation:

1) Excuse me (no reason given).
2) I need to visit the ladies room.
3) I need to go to the litter box. (around good friends)
4) I've got to go "get serious". (a warning to my husband not to go near the bathroom for a while).

I kind of like the one about draining the sea monster. I haven't heard that one. I don't think that one would work for me, though. 80)

Answer 3

Excuse me but I'm off to cop a squat
in public, excuse me but I'm off to the powder room

Shoot i ask our dog if he needs to go pinch a loaf, lol

Answer 4

Get out of the way

Answer 5

ok, for pee I say the following:
I have to drain the taco
I have to cleanse the clam
I have to take the mustard off the hamburger...
for poo, I say:
I've got to go drop the Cosby kids off at the pool
I'm gopher pokin...

Answer 6

here are a couple:
1. taking a leak
2. making a number 1.
3. empty the tank.

I don't know about other ones.

Answer 7

I'm going to water the garden.

Answer 8

I have to go to the pot and piss in it lol. Or I have to use the little wee wee room to go tinkle :P

Answer 9

Got to go.

Answer 10

Go