Need ideas for a State of the Union drinking game?

Question

Here is what I have so far:

Take one sip every time he says:
- freedom
- liberty
- terror
- resolve
- faith
- progress
- partisan
- stay the course
- change the course
- cut and run

Finish your glass every time he says:
- September 11
- God bless America
- Saddam Hussein
- we are safer
- they hate our freedom

Answer 1

Here is the official State of the Union 2007 drinking game. It's pretty extensive and has pretty much everything but you can always add more as you go along if you want. http://www.drinkinggame.us/

Answer 2

Oh MAN you forgot

:"Domestic"
"Security"
"Plots"
"Iraqi National Force"
"Surveillance" and
"Success"

Glass Drainers:
"The Training of Iraqi Forces Continues"
"This was never about oil"
"The will of the terrorist is being broken"
I think you're gonna see him use "bipartisan" a lot, as he now has to include the Dems in his plans. So expect some talk about not gloating and working together, you know toward common goals, yadda yadda yadda...

I PROMISE you he will NOT say, "America is addicted to oil", as he did last year. That caused an UPROAR since he had no plan in place to "combat this addiction", and has done nothing since. So expect him to mention oil and "addiciton" as little as possible, if at all.

Extra shots if he says "Flippy" even ONCE, as the odds are long,
I would think.

Answer 3

Don't forget 'troop surge', and 'nukular', wmd's, Iran and extremists. If he actually says something miraculous like "pull the troops out in 8 months" then you have to inhale the entire keg with a hose up your butt. Every time you take a swig on the other occasions, you have to say 'Hail to the theif".

Answer 4

Two drinks each time he says evildoers, or mission accomplished, or islamofascists.

Four if he says Saddam Bin Laden, Osama Hussein, or anything with Obama in it.

Answer 5

I think maybe a sip for:
-nuclear weapons
-Iran
-North Korea
-enemies of freedom

A finish a case if he mentions:
-Osama bin Laden

Answer 6

Maybe you should just try to take it seriously and listen to what he has to say. You might miss something important, considering the chances of you being out by the first five minutes are likely.

Answer 7

If you take a sip every time he lies, you'll be dead of alcohol poisoning before the speech is over.

Answer 8

LOL.
I am not a drinker but if I were, it would be the best fun anyone could have watching GW

Answer 9

drink to everything he says stupid which is everything out of his mouth, so you will be really drunk by the time he finish speak. :)

Answer 10

And with every sip, I would salute with " HAIL TO THE CHIEF"