What the monster in the Closet's name?

Question

Is it the boogyman?

Answer 1

James P. Sullivan....didn't you see the movie?

Answer 2

Mine was called Clyde.

And he is still there, all these years later. See, they got some bad PR men for many years. They are not in there to scare you, but to protect your clothes from moths and your shoes from dogs, cats from leaving hair on your clothes and other things like that.

Clyde says they have been getting some better PR people and are expecting an education campaign early next year to put this line of misinformation to rest.

Best be careful what you say about them, they are also forming the Closet Monster's Anti-defamation League, lawyers and all. Wouldn't want a charge of intolerance filed against you.

Answer 3

The name of the one in my closet was Fred. A real good old boy. A little slow on the uptake but harmless.

Answer 4

Steve Irkle

Answer 5

Sebastian McFreedy

Answer 6

According to Mr. Bumpy, the Closet Monster never had a name, although Destructo, Molly Coddle and Squishington did.

Here he is, in his full gory - oops, glory:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Closetmonster.jpg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bump_in_the_Night
http://imdb.com/title/tt0162796/


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Answer 7

my monster, invoice hides at the back of the curtains while it particularly is darkish and is derived out at night while im in mattress. yet while i pay attention him il seem around and he will disapear the reason i no he's there is beacause i concealed a digital camera.

Answer 8

Chuck Norris.

Answer 9

The one is my closet is named Aloysius T. Esterhasy. On his nights off his replacement is his brother Cornelius M. Esterhasy.

Answer 10

Kitty

Answer 11

Bert