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my mate has melons!

2007-01-23 09:15:56 · 16 answers · asked by Hey Mister! 1 in Health Men's Health

16 answers

In your case, NO!! Who is your mate?? The Pope??

2007-01-23 09:18:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

The Slang Term for that is Called "Blue Balls" They wont "Explode" but if you Don't Release through Wet Dreams your Gonna have to do it Manually ; ) or you just get Pain an Discomfort for awhile thats all

Horses like Race Horses People have to Jerk them off Sometimes they call the Vet in just to do that. They put the hand up the *** an one hand on the Penis an they "Milk/Massage the Prostate"

2007-01-23 19:18:36 · answer #2 · answered by Majestic Michael 2 · 0 0

do not be silly boy.You may leak dead sperm..it has to come out sometime..your balls are there to make sperm all of the time.Are you suggesting that if a man has not had intercourse for a while his balls will explode into tiny fragments!!

your friend may have melons because like me,men and women are all very diffferent..nature i am afraid..that,s what makes us intresting

2007-01-24 06:21:50 · answer #3 · answered by janine s 3 · 0 0

I'm sorry but your question and all the answers so far made me laugh so hard. I believe most of them have the right idea that it should release in wet dreams or be reabsorbed into the body. I think its healthier to release it though.

2007-01-23 18:37:44 · answer #4 · answered by fuz_nanji 1 · 0 0

When the sperm reach their 'expiration date' and die, the body simply reabsorbs them. If you dont release sperm yourself then your body will do it through a wet dream which is impossible to stop as you are asleep

2007-01-23 18:17:47 · answer #5 · answered by Sam 3 · 0 0

Oh my, I haven't laughed so hard in ages. Your mate suffers from a pretty common problem aka blue balls. Fear not, they will go down, they won't explode.

2007-01-23 17:21:30 · answer #6 · answered by essentiallysolo 7 · 0 0

no, they will not.. I guess everything is possible but unlikely....about the melons I would recommend speak to your doctor sorry your friend should show his melons might be something serious good luck

2007-01-23 17:27:49 · answer #7 · answered by IM 1 · 0 0

no he will have a wet dream some time or he will sort himself out i would have 2 lol

2007-01-23 17:26:00 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

It feels like it but no they wont. Maybe testicle ache. this will pass.

2007-01-23 17:33:39 · answer #9 · answered by Eddie B 3 · 0 0

My bloke reckons so...has to have 'release'!

2007-01-23 17:22:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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