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Ok, being perfectly serious.

Firstly, I once dated a guy with a huge penis, and it was seriously the worst sex I've ever had. It's more important that you perform well; do a little reading on the subject to gain better bedroom skills. Also, girls who don't mind (or enjoy) performing oral sex for their boyfriends don't want a huge penis, either. It's too much to work around, and requires a tonne of effort.

However, if you want to see just how big you can get, (and again, I'm being totally serious), my current boyfriend (who's about 5.5 inches erect and the best sex I've ever had--no bias!) has a penis enlarger, and I can definitely tell when he's used it. It sounds like a joke, I know, because of Austin Powers and all, but the darn things definitely make it girthier.

So, yeah. Don't bother trying to get it bigger if you don't want to bother learning how to use it. Best of luck.

2007-01-23 08:59:25 · answer #1 · answered by ginevra1weasley 3 · 0 0

In my opinion lean is soooo much hotter. Body builder type bodies kinda freak me out. If I was at a party and saw a guy built like you and a guy built like your friend I would probly flirt with you more. But personality is key. I really like Ronnie from Jersey Shore lol I think girls that like to start drama tend to like body builder tyes because they have a wall to hide behind but that's not true for everyone. Big arms gross me out a lil (no offense to your friend) Basically, lean is sexy<3

2016-05-24 01:48:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

There is nothing out there that can change the size of your penis.

But there is a lot you can do to learn how to use it well. More women are interested in a guy who can drive them wild than a man with a huge johnson who hasn't a clue how to make a woman happy.

This is assuming you are straight . . .

2007-01-23 08:59:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Nope. There is nothing you can take to get a bigger penis. These questions always make me shake my head. don't you think if there were such a thing wouldn't EVERYONE know about it?? Of course. There isn't one.

You can order a penis pump online and try that. But there is nothing that will make it actually grow.

2007-01-23 08:59:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hahahahhahahahhahaahahahaahahahahaah

2007-01-23 08:59:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Buy a nice car...mainly a luxury (Benz, Beamer, Hummer, SUV) or a sports car (Vette, Porsche, exotic). These are called penis extensions.

2007-01-23 08:58:49 · answer #6 · answered by Sam I Am 3 · 2 0

Hang a brick off it but remember long and thin slides right in and short and thick does the trick.

2007-01-23 09:00:12 · answer #7 · answered by Knackers 4 · 0 1

Find a nice girl that will love you. You would be surprised the difference that this makes, both for her and for you.

2007-01-23 08:59:09 · answer #8 · answered by great gig in the sky 7 · 1 0

Mkay, this is a good one. Rub your dingaling every morning, and then coat it in honey. Then shove your penis in a bee hive. Works great!

2007-01-23 08:57:25 · answer #9 · answered by Carolina 3 · 2 1

It's all about quality Honey, not quantity. Trust me, I'm a woman.:)

2007-01-23 10:24:04 · answer #10 · answered by Erica R 4 · 1 0

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