I'll try to ask this in the most ladylike way i possibly can...?

Question

If you were in a crowded place, would you rather pass-gas EXTREMELY loud and have no smell or silent and it smell HORRIBLE?


P.S. You can't hide from the embarassment

Answer 1

As soft as possible and then look around like you are trying to figure out who did this.
Play the innocent one.
Rob.
Works like a charm:you'll see red faces around you.

Answer 2

Well personal advice is that my passing gas doesn't smell extremely awful when I let it out silent, of course it smells, but the scent is light so I would rather pass gas silently but to answer your question...Either way is embarrassing so you might as well pass it out loud to avoid yourself from smelling that awful smell alone....Hope this helps...

Answer 3

I think I'd rather pass gas EXTREMELY loudly and have no smell to it in a public place rather then have people think I smell like ****. But really, who cares what people think, I wouldn't want to smell it myself. It's easier to laugh off a bodily noise than a lingering rancid smell anyway!! haha

Answer 4

FUNNY!!!! I would go for the silent one at least the people around me would not have to smell it. I could blame the sound on something else.

Answer 5

Silent.

Answer 6

I've done them both!
Then the way I would prefer is the "silent Horrible"ones, than give someone the "look" and start laughing to my self. especially on a crowded elevator.

LMAO!!!!

Answer 7

EITHER WAY YOU PASS IT, SOMEONE IS GOING TO KNOW,
I WAS IN CHURCH SUNDAY, AND I THOUGHT THAT I HAD MIN
E UNDER CONTROL, BUT GUESS WHAT? JUST AS I GOT UP
TO SPEAK , IT CAME OUT ON ITS OWN. YES, I WAS VERY E
MBARRASSED, BUT WHAT ELSE COULD I DO ONCE I STAR
TED LETTING GO? IM GLAD THAT THERE WAS NO SMELL, O
R REAL LOUD NOISE, AND EVERYBODY SEEMED LIKE THE
Y HEARD NOTHING AT ALL. ITS BETTER TO LET IT OUT, NO
MATTER WHICH WAY YOU HAVE TO DO IT, THAN TO KEEP IT IN, AND MAKE YOURSELF SICK. GAS AND BOWEL MOVEM
ENT CAN BE VERY DANGEROUS IF YOU DONT TAKE CARE
OF IT RIGHT AWAY. SO PLEASE DONT LET THE EMBARRISI
NG PART, BE YOUR WHOLE BACK. WE ALL ARE HUMAN, AN
D WE ARE GOING TO DO HUMAN THINGS, WHETHER WE WANT TO OR NOT. JUST BE THANKFUL THAT YOU ARE ABL
E HEATH WISE TO DO WHAT YOU MUST DO.

Answer 8

Silent..If I was in a crowded place I could blame it on someone else!

Answer 9

I really don't care, it's a natural function and holding in farts is not good, so I would drop a bomb loud or silent if I had to.

Answer 10

I'd want it silent but deadly...if the place is crowded, no one would know it's you. I guess if the place was really crowded and loud, no one would hear if it was outloud..