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You do NOT want to know where my tongue has been lately

2007-01-23 09:31:46 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 1 0

Not today, but a few days ago I found a questionable lump of brown goo on my back (leather) seat in the car. When I questioned my 7 year son as to how it got there and what it is (I say questioned, it was more like interrogation) he swore blind that it was not his coca-cola hubba bubba bubble gum, the only way I could prove my point was to taste the offending article but to be honest I didn't want to be right that badly.

Before that.... I found the remains on what used to be a cheese and coleslaw sandwich in a bag in my boot......it had actually started to turn into liquid.

2007-01-23 17:11:43 · answer #2 · answered by Hobnobs 3 · 2 0

Today I'm shipping out a lot of stuff. As I was going through the boxes putting the stuff on the shipping shelf I saw that someone had spit out some chewed food into the box. They actually picked up the bag of parts, spit under it and then put the bag of parts back in the box. It was disgusting.

2007-01-23 16:51:10 · answer #3 · answered by FaerieWhings 7 · 1 0

This morning I noticed a "road apple" on my front porch. Apparently my dog had been in the neighbor's pasture and brought back a souvenir. But I think that the ickiest part was this afternoon when I noticed that it was missing. I don't think I want any doggy kisses for a while.

2007-01-23 17:01:26 · answer #4 · answered by Dippy 7 · 1 0

Ooh I can beat that! There has been a cat hanging round our house and this evening, it had left us not one, but TWO gifts: a pile of sick, AND a puddle of diarrhoea.

Nice.

2007-01-23 16:57:23 · answer #5 · answered by smee_1972 5 · 1 0

Loogy on the ground. EWWW!

2007-01-23 16:51:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

my cats pooh on the carpet. eeehhooo

2007-01-23 16:56:20 · answer #7 · answered by tea 2 · 1 0

One piece of sweetcorn.
I cannot go down this road ...........

2007-01-23 16:50:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

i'm sorry, but nothing, thank you!

2007-01-23 17:09:24 · answer #9 · answered by Papa WILL 6 · 0 0

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