Have you ever gotten caught masturbating? If so..how old were you, who caught you and what was the situation? Lets compare stories and have a few laughs.
My wife caught me when i was 28...she came home early and I didn't hear the door....she walked by the bathroom and yeah...there I was....That made for an uncomfortable evening...she was pretty cool tho.
2007-01-23 08:45:42 · 16 answers · asked by aksteiger 2 in Health ➔ Men's Health
I have a terrible story of how I got caught by my mom. It was late one night and I came home a bit drunk and went downstairs to sit on the couch and I popped in a porn DVD. I was 21 at the time. Anyways I was masturbating with my boxers down to my knees on the couch and nothing else on. Finally, all I remember is waking up the next morning with a blanket on me. And you better believe there was no blanket near me that night when I was doing the deed. Plus the tv was turned off and my boxers were still down to my knees.
I dreaded going upstaird for breakfast but I finally mustarded up the courage to do so. When I did my mom said, "you had your pants down last night on teh couch and started questioning me" I basically told her, JUST DROP IT and neither of us have ever spkoen about it again. Thanks goshhh. AHHHH
2007-01-23 08:58:57 · answer #1 · answered by Scotty 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When I was 14, I went on a field trip to the beach with my Sunday School class. Lying on the towel in the sun got me really aroused. Well, anything arouses a 14 yr old. Anyway, I went to the bathroom to take care of it. I was in a doorless stall facing the opening of the bathroom that had no door either. I got carried away in the moment and wasn't paying attention when the pastor walked in and caught me sitting on the can with my hips thrust out, going at it like a madman. It was obvious that he saw by the expression on his face. While he was at the urinal doing his business, I thought it would be a good time to go. Actually, we both ended up at the sinks at the same time to wash our hands. He was making small talk to me and acting like nothing happened. But........through the mirror I could see that he had an erection. Talk about being freaked out. I started shaking, I was so nervous. He was always very friendly, almost too friendly, to me afterwards.
2007-01-23 09:21:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
my husband caught me about 6 months ago. he was in taking a shower and i was getting ready for work and thought i'd have a lil fun with mr. woody...so i got my toy out and started it up on his side of the bed with the toy drawer open. the shower was still running and i heard him messing with the door knob, so i tried to put everything away all fast and he just looked at me, grabbed a towel from my side of the bed and got back in the shower. the drawer was open as can be, so i know i was busted, but he didn't say anything! it was pretty funny, luckily i didn't have the movie on too!
2007-01-23 08:57:00 · answer #3 · answered by **Lil QT** 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Women need to learn that men do this. Women and men need to realize it is nothing shameful or to be guilty about, unless you decide to do it on the subway or in the restaurant. Some women feel they are not sexy enough for their mates if the man masturbates. They don't know it has nothing to do with them. So talk it over and educate your wife.
2007-01-23 08:59:26 · answer #4 · answered by beez 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I was 13 and my Mom walked into my room. Yikes! She just looked shocked, say "Oh!" and turned around and walked out. My Dad was in the military and overseas at the time... and about 6 days later I received a letter in the mail from him talking about how masturbation is perfectly healthy and normal, etc. My Mom never said a word about it... she told my Dad and he sent me a birds and bees letter! :o) Embarrassing. Ha Ha!
2007-01-23 09:20:29 · answer #5 · answered by Haulie 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
i change into stuck my first and intensely last time by potential of my step dad, he theory it change into humorous as hell, yet for my area i didnt see the humor in it... i did chortle in spite of the undeniable fact that even as he were given a ***** and had to expire of my room, i laughed till i cried. no longer a lot surpassed off after that except me making some tricks that my mom's desicions weren't 'enormous' adequate. Then he reported all the flicks being uploaded that afternoon and that i reported, "Been on the porntube, then, Jeff?" My mom laughed and reported he ddint choose porn. It change right into a sturdy dinner... yet i dont watch porn anymore... it change into in uncomplicated words the single clip that day and after that i knew it wasn't very arousing for me... reason im choosy.
2016-10-17 02:59:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my husband caught me a couple weeks ago he was in the shower and i was about to get in the hot tub and decided to have a little fun before, i didnt hear the door open and he saw me. but instead of saying nothing he said "hey can i help you?" and we ended up having sex in the hot tub. so it ended up pretty happily.
2007-01-23 09:25:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I got caught twice. When I was 17, I was living with an Aunt/Uncle. My Aunt walked in on me. I avoided her all day.
When I was 21, my older brother walked in on me. While I was mildly embarassed, it really didn't bother me too much.What's more embarassing to me is when I've walked in on others. I HATE that.
2007-01-23 08:53:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
My dad caught me when I was 15. He walked in on me and just started laughing. I was mortified.
2007-01-23 08:49:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I got caught playing with my nipples. I have big breasts. My dad caught me and laughed at me. I got depressed over it. I also got caught watching porn. Who cares. Hey, we're all human. lol
2007-01-23 09:02:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋