2007-01-23 07:39:19 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
As King of the mighty Bigfoot people I now declare before all that you may fornicate, you may lick.feel.thrust. you may do all the lustful things of the heart as I am a noble creature and know the flesh is weak and must be satisfied so lust. throw her to the ground and fornicate to you hearts content,so be it, it is said, it is written .& it is SO. as of this day of our Lord,19387393. This is now sealed. this day.By order of the Great Master Yeti.Sky Forest Yeti. the 4th.and may peace and joy we with you always .
and of course also a small token of your appreciation of a wheelbarrel full of gold must be laid at any large oak tree to be picked up each and every year.
2007-01-23 07:55:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well think of it this way, if you know the King personally he'll prolly give you consent for pretty much any woman. And if you don't know him, you could prolly fornicate with your lover and she won't tell on you.
2007-01-23 15:45:45 · answer #2 · answered by collective224 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because while the king was looking down, the jester stole his thorny crown
2007-01-23 15:44:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bc maybe he is waiting to fornicate w u
2007-01-23 15:44:56 · answer #4 · answered by Cubanita 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because he is the king and what he says goes!
2007-01-23 15:46:12 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too late
2007-01-23 16:16:02 · answer #6 · answered by 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋