There are two types: those who fart in public and those who don't. You know what I mean. You've seen him at Walmart, the old geezer who's buying some baby powder and let's one rip when your nose is like 2 feet from his butt. I'm gonna do that. I'm 41 and I've about had it with people telling me I shouldn't fart in certain situations.
2007-01-23 06:54:30 · 5 answers · asked by mayorofsteveville2002 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
I will be ripping them everywhere. I will have hairy ears and long, goat balls... I will not give a damn about anyone or anything. I can't wait.
2007-01-23 06:58:09 · answer #1 · answered by Here2Help 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ill be the crazy old man who lives in a big house on the way home from the kids way to school, and ill get a load of snakes, and call them my babies, and throw them at the kids as they go past, and they will run, run from crazy snake man!!
2007-01-23 07:39:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I will be an old woman, not man but anyways. When I'm old I want to be one of those old women that goes around cussing a blue streak, whistling at attractive men, telling young kids they look stupid when flaunting their bulging bellies and telling people what to do. I look forward to getting old!
2007-01-23 07:05:45 · answer #3 · answered by Laura 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sadly, I won't be either as I am a female...probably destined to use smelly rancid old lipstick which I get on my teeth, use enough "rouge" to look like a clown, and blue eyeshadow. For my life...still ahead...pity me.
2007-01-23 06:59:38 · answer #4 · answered by Iseult 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Farting is a very natural thing, so let er rip.
2007-01-23 06:57:47 · answer #5 · answered by Lilbear 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋