I'll read whatever you got. What is happening today at work? What are you maiking for dinner? It's nearly 3 and I can't make my eyes close. Crap, I hate occasional insomnia nites!
2007-01-23 06:44:30 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I meant making. Duh!
2007-01-23 06:45:23 · update #1
Ha! handing out points is well worth it. The one eyed frog is the best. Off to bed, now, but keep it coming. I'll use ther rest another nite :)
2007-01-23 06:55:42 · update #2
well ,today I woke up,blinked,stretched,and then I took my first step of the day.then I walked to the bathroom (which took about 15 steps to get there)then I fixed my hair,brushed my white teeth(for about 2 minuets)then I went to eat (which took about 35 steps to get there)then I ate some soup(which my mom made with love)then I went into the room cleaned it(which it wasn't that dirty to begin with).then I turned on the computer (which told forever)then I answered some question,(till I got to this one)then I started taping the following:
well ,today I woke up,blinked,stretched,and then I took my first step of the day.then I walked to the bathroom (which took about 15 steps to get there)then I fixed my hair,brushed my white teeth(for about 2 minuets)then I went to eat (which took about 35 steps to get there)then I ate some soup(which my mom made with love)then I went into the room cleaned it(which it wasn't that dirty to begin with).then I turned on the computer (which told forever)then I answered some question,(till I got to this one)
2007-01-23 06:57:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There once was this one-eyed frog. He went out in search of some flies for dinner. He turned right at a corner just as a garbage truck buzzed past. Since it was his right eye that was missing, he stepped out too far and was smashed. This garbage truck continued down the street. It drove up to a Taco Bell and 2 guys in tuxedo's jumped off the back of the truck and emptied 400 beef burrito leftovers into the truck. All of a sudden, a friend of their walked by in his overalls carrying a case of Milwaukee's Best beer. The 2 tuxedo wearing guys followed him home and nobody got their garbage picked up that day. THE END
2007-01-23 06:50:42 · answer #2 · answered by Rod Rod Go 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once opon a time..........there was this girl that couldnt sleep. She kept trying and trying but could not fall to sleep. she finally got out of bed and went to her computer. she logged on to Yahoo Answers and asked the question:
I can't sleep. any boring stories for me?
I'll read whatever you got. What is happening today at work? What are you maiking for dinner? It's nearly 3 and I can't make my eyes close. Crap, I hate occasional insomnia nites!
I read her question and wrote back to her:
Once opon a time..........there was this girl that couldnt sleep. She kept trying and trying but could not fall to sleep. she finally got out of bed and went to her computer. she logged on to Yahoo Answers and asked the question: ?
Hum maybe she will get tired of fighting the sleepless feelings and come and see me. Im sure that I can do something to get her to sleep. Back rub, foot rub, full body massage, something to relax her. Sex is also an option. I try to do this daily, maybe i can help you to fall asleep today.......
2007-01-23 06:55:11 · answer #3 · answered by sidetracktx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once upon a time, there was an internet user named Crimson Fox. He was the best at answering questions and helping people with their problem. Until one day, Yahoo! Answers grew tired of Crimson Fox, so they sent him a bunch of violations in his email. Crimson Fox, pissed upon reading the numerous violations, cursed outloud and teamed up with Google (Yahoo's worst enemy) to defeat the evil Yahoo! Answers.
Yahoo! Answers was defeated and everyone went to the not so known site, Ask Jeeves and became bored because it sucked.
THE END.
2007-01-23 06:51:05 · answer #4 · answered by sleepy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once upon a time, a little homeless child named Phyllis needed to make money. He tried prostitution. He went up to a girl and said, "F*ck for a buck?" Okay! she said and merrily gave him the buck. The End!
2007-01-23 06:48:29 · answer #5 · answered by Grammar B*@%h 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take a warm bath and read a book in dim light!
2007-01-23 06:49:21 · answer #6 · answered by Brad S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
have you tried cNet cable station, where someone is doing a book review and actually reading a book about some boring topic....
2007-01-23 06:49:18 · answer #7 · answered by bashmentgyal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but I have some interesting ones.
2007-01-23 06:47:39 · answer #8 · answered by The Iceman Cometh 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like brat dolls and DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION! DDR! SUCKA thankx for the two points
2007-01-23 06:51:57 · answer #9 · answered by DDR QUEEN 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My life story... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
2007-01-23 06:47:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋