I was thinking about rewiring his power supply so that it short circuits and fries the motherboard. What do you think?
2007-01-23 05:44:37 · 4 answers · asked by Jennifer S 4 in Computers & Internet ➔ Computer Networking
No. slow and overtime will drive them insane.
Do the tiniest thing for a long time, like bend a wire on the ethernet connector, so it randomly cuts out. A hard problem to diagnose.
2007-01-23 06:52:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The power supply rewire is overkill - nasty. Just change the duplex settings on his switch to create a mismatch. If he's auto on the ethernet card - set the switch to hard coded 100 Full. That should generate some nice ethernet collisions and make his performance poor.
Or just change his home page on his browser to hotmanlove.com or something like that.
2007-01-23 05:53:22 · answer #2 · answered by HomeSweetSiliconValley 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is hillarious. just go into the device manager and disable the usb ports, don't kill someone by messing with power :p
2007-01-23 05:51:45 · answer #3 · answered by blur b 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Open her CPU case and lay an anchovy on her motherboard.
She will douche herself to death thinking it is her.
2007-01-23 05:49:11 · answer #4 · answered by aiguyaiguy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋