i was driving down the highway and i got hit by a motorboat. the boat was not locked on the boat launch thing (whatever it's called). and it came off after hitting a bump and ran into my car. pretty neat, huh?
2007-01-23 05:31:01 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Just so everyone knows, I run a company.....I'm just in here taking notes.....lol. :)
2007-01-23 05:35:31 · answer #1 · answered by JC 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Actually that sounds kind of scary. It is a boat trailer. One time I was four hours late for work. I was supposed to open the convenience store where I worked and looked at my schedule wrong. A neighbor called to ask if everything was okay because the store was closed. The owner was less than thrilled. He couldn't say too much because he had done the same thing not too long before that.
2007-01-23 05:36:00 · answer #2 · answered by AKA FrogButt 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, that's really an original one. Wish I had the guts to say that to a boss.
Mine is lame. Last time it happened, I said my grandmother died. My acting was horrible and it was so lame.
But **** it.
I started my own business after that crap in 1995. I can't stand corporate America and the kiss *** BS.
2007-01-23 05:37:47 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Worked 42 years was never late and only called in sick one day
2015-10-31 14:28:27 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I accidentally went through a time portal and got stuck in the year 1824.
2007-01-23 05:35:21 · answer #5 · answered by Seven Costanza 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It was true---i was standing on my kitchen counter in my socks to reach something up high. I fell and hit my noggin pretty bad and was dizzy and puking for a bit. this continued at work and I was was sent home with sympathy. don't try this, though. It sucked.
2007-01-23 05:36:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was interviewing for another job and it ran over. Thank goodness I got the job because I told the truth, silly me.
Of course, you can always say you have an eye problem - you can't see going to work today. ;-)
2007-01-23 05:41:38 · answer #7 · answered by Pretending To Work 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
im calling in scared. im "afraid" i wont be in work today.....i said that first as a gag to get him laughing then i said another excuse.....i was late because i was reading late for work excuses on my computer
another one was when i was walking to work...the traffic was unbelievable < this one i actually used
2007-01-23 05:41:48 · answer #8 · answered by Guitr Playrrr 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i went in my son's room to get him ready for daycare, and he'd had explosive diarrhea all over him and his bed. i walked in the room, the smell hit me, and i just turned around and started running the bathwater. i called work to tell them, and all they had to say was, "what a sh*tty excuse!" lol
2007-01-23 05:35:33 · answer #9 · answered by MandaPanda 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
My excuse is just that I simply don't want to go - so I come in at the last possible second I can :)
2007-01-23 05:33:19 · answer #10 · answered by Rachel 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My car broke down and I had to buy a new one. Sure enough, in my spot was a new car though. I got away with it!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-01-23 05:35:52 · answer #11 · answered by no name brand canned beans 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋