and how do I convince him that we need to buy an anti-virus? He thinks we can just download it off shareware. I think it's safer to purchase it...
2007-01-23 05:15:49 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Put the computer on the edge of the desk and then when he uses it next it will fall and break..and be like, oops off we go to the computer store
2007-01-23 05:18:35 · answer #1 · answered by Al Capone 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you just buy it? That what every other woman does. Don't download the shareware crap, you're probably only downloading viruses and spy ware.
2007-01-23 13:20:16 · answer #2 · answered by Death Virus 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just tell him he can pick one up at Wal- Mart for $398 that it caomes with 17" monitor with virus protection all the good stuff.
2007-01-23 13:24:57 · answer #3 · answered by Tom Sawyer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
as for upgrading the computer, pour a cup of coffee into it when the power is on. you'll have to upgrade them
share ware is fine. check zdnet for some reputable stuff
http://downloads.zdnet.com/Windows/Security+and+Spyware+-+Windows/
2007-01-23 13:31:37 · answer #4 · answered by Sam E 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Throw it out the window and state it had a terrible accident...
2007-01-23 13:18:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
throw your old computer out the window or hit it with a hammer, then he wouldn't argue with you.
2007-01-23 13:18:52 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ purrlvr ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put a bullet in it, then when he comes home tell him it was a suicide.
2007-01-23 13:20:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take away all of his floppy disks.
2007-01-23 13:19:42 · answer #8 · answered by no name brand canned beans 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him, "No more sex!" until he fulfills your demands.
2007-01-23 13:18:43 · answer #9 · answered by ╦╩╔╩╦ O.J. ╔╩╦╠═ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋