2007-01-23 04:26:40 · 25 answers · asked by wildchild 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
"I have a vewy good fwend in Wome called ..... Biggus..... Dicus."
Or indeend anything else from Monty Python.
2007-01-23 04:32:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have a gweat fwend in Wome called Biggus Dickus, he has a wife you know, and do you know what she's called. She's called Incontinentia, Incontinentia Buttocks...
Hahahahaha.
"Are you the Judeans People Front, Fu*k off, we're the People's Front of Judea".
I'm not the messiah, You are, I should know, I followed a few. All right I am the Messiah, He is the Messiah, Now F**k off. How shall we F**k off my lord. Just go away"
Life of Brian, excellent film.
And "We are the knights who say Ni". Ni,Ni.
"Must be a king, How do you know, He hasn't got sh*t all over him.."
"What is your name" Arthur, King of the Brittains, What is your favourite colour, Red, What is the flight velocity of a swallow? What, and African or a European Swallow? What ! I don't know"
Monty Python has brilliant sayings.....
2007-01-25 12:18:18 · answer #2 · answered by Bastet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I wouldn't have him if he came with a set of nesting tables!"
Bet Lynch in Coronation street.
I realise it's not classed as a comedy but the humour that shines thru in some of the soaps, can be priceless sometimes.
2007-01-23 12:45:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll buy the sandwiches, coz you bought the "Rolls"!
From Only Fools and Horses (after Del & Rodney got their Million)
& nearly everything Trigger says.
2007-01-23 13:21:49 · answer #4 · answered by Angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smoke Me a Kipper - I'll be Back for Breakfast.
- Red Dwarf
2007-01-23 12:41:49 · answer #5 · answered by Queen of Cards 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Film or Sit-com?
Film would have to Full Monty when they realise two of them are gay, "There's nowt as queer as folk" Mark Addy said this to Robert Carlyle.
Sit-com would have to be Only Fools, Del-Boy says to Trigger "Play it cool son, play it cool" just before falling thru opened bar.
2007-01-23 12:38:50 · answer #6 · answered by psychoticgenius 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"That sir is an EX Parrot " Monty Pyton
or
"Your Monther was a Hamster, and Your father smelled like elderberries" "Monty Paython"
or
"Tis but a flesh wound" again "monty Python
Come top think of it any Monty Python!!!!!
2007-01-23 12:53:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spam, spam, spam, eggs, and spam. Monty Python.
You put Basil in the soup. Fawlty Towers.
2007-01-23 12:36:45 · answer #8 · answered by froggi6106 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Don't mention the war" - Fawlty Towers
And the quote from the previous poster
2007-01-23 12:43:40 · answer #9 · answered by SS4 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No one expects the Spasnish Inquisition!!
2007-01-23 12:31:21 · answer #10 · answered by Cream tea 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋