I'll tell you mine when I select the winner!
2007-01-23 04:22:39 · 10 answers · asked by tuthutop 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
i was round at my ex boyfriends house which he shared with his parents, he had his own front room, he was giving me what for from behind, and his mother walked in, i leapt across the sofa and he kneeled there willy in all its shining glory, i could have died looking back it was funny but facing his mother at dinner the next day was horrendous. what didnt help was she was italian and no english girl was good enough for her son!
2007-01-23 04:27:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
here's one I'm not ashamed to tell anyway,lol:
I was working downtown Detroit a few years back when the Redwings won the Stanley Cup. So you can imagine how many people were around. I thought I had a free min I could run to the restroom and be back before anybody noticed. I was in the stall, and I heard a bunch of men talking, my first thought....OMG they are in the wrong restroom. Then more men came, so I peaked out and seen the row of urinals. I had to hide in the restroom until the influx of men had finished their business, and conversations. I didn't think they would ever leave. So over a half an hour later, I showed up back at the store, too embarrased to tell anybody what happened.
2007-01-23 12:30:33 · answer #2 · answered by Chrissy 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
When I was in my early twenties I was the worse for wear because of alcohol. I fell into a brook behind some trees at the side of a golf course. I was covered in mud and soaking so I took my trousers off to wring them out thinking the trees hid me. Some golfers spotted me and I imagine thought I was a flasher. Even drunk I was embarrassed. This was in the middle of the day and I had to walk past my neighbours houses looking a mess. Even though I was drunk I was very embarrassed.
2007-01-23 12:26:32 · answer #3 · answered by Birdman 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Walked past a group of pikey 15 year old boys... one of them pretended to throw their football at me... I shouted 'don't be a ****' feeling much older and cooler, only at that precise moment to trip over my own foot, go sprawling to the floor and split my shopping bags. All I could hear was the 15yr old pikeys shouting 'dont be a ****' at me whilst I attempted to scrabble up and get my shopping....oh the shame!!
2007-01-23 12:32:14 · answer #4 · answered by tbenito 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I called a old lady Grandma. When she turned around I saw she wasn't my Granny and I walked away quickly from her view. I felt very foolish at the time. She looked like my Grandma from a behind view.
2007-01-23 12:38:46 · answer #5 · answered by missgigglebunny 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
One time at school I was walking up some stairs and I tripped and my hands went out automatically to grab on to something so that I wouldn't fall and it ended up being this chicks butt.
2007-01-23 12:32:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Picked up hot black chick in a bar.
I was banging her in the ****, went to give her a reach round only to find a 6in hard on.
Man I hope on one ever finds out
2007-01-23 12:30:18 · answer #7 · answered by hard as nails 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Not tellin ya until you tell me yours-but it happened only two weeks ago-lollollol
2007-01-23 12:33:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Dancing on stage at our gratuation party only to end up crashing off the tables(stage)....landed right on a lecturer.....who yelled me to get my fat *** off her.....im not fat.....she tot i did it on purpose...:-P
2007-01-23 12:29:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
so you like to see me piss my pants disaster in front of stripping women, do you?
2007-01-23 12:25:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋