aerosolized stool, after dinner mint, air
air attack air biscuit air monkey
air pigeon (air poop (anal acoustics (anal escape of wind
anal exhale (anal emissions
anal oxide
anal retreat (anus evacuation (
Arkansas barking spiders (ars musica **** blast (*** dropping (*** flapper (atmosphere of Uranus backblast ( the "backblast area" is where the fart can be detected; upon dissipation of the odor, one can announce "Backblast area all clear!") backdoor trumpet back draft (back end blow out (bae (Danish - contributed by Casper) barking rats barking spiders barley boast (a beer fart bean bombers (bean fumes (beaver leaver (beer fart belching clown (big spit-up (bilabial fricative bingo (blampf (blanket bomb (blare-*** (blinking browneye (contributed by brakthejedi) blow-by (blow fish blue angel (blue bomberblue darts (ignited fart - blurp (bologna sandwich essence boomper letters booty bomb (bork (the sound made by a fart when you press down in the bathtub - bottom burp botty burp botty cough bram (bratwurst bugle (bratwurst butt belch (brewer's fart (grains and all!) (from an 1811 slang dictionary,brown air biscuit (brown-body radiation
brown haze brown mist brown speckled mallard (a misty fart)
brownster brun canard bubblers bubbling acid buck snort or bucksnort (a particularly loud fartbull snort bum and flutter
bung blastbunghole buzzer bunsen burners burners
burp that went astray burp that comes out the wrong end
butt bark butt bomb butt bongos butt breather butt burps (
butt cheek bubbles butt cheek squeak (contributed by Pookie)
butthole blowout (butt moose butt muttbutt trumpets (a rumblimg, bubbling trumpet-sounding fart -butt wind cabbage captivator can o' chedder carpet creepercase of swamp ***
Chanel No. 2 cheeser cheese toasty chemical warfare (
chert (Palauan) chili killychold (Palauan) chou pi chunderchurchhouse creepers Cincinatti cyanide colon calamities colon cologne cooked cauliflower cocktail cornhole tremorcrack rattlercrepidus (Latin - contributed by Chris V.)
crunchy frog cushion creepers cyanide substitute- death poot
deer grunt deer snort dej (desert varnish dirt road dust (doofu (
doozer (doozy (double flutterblast (drifters drig (drive by duck call
Dutch oven (farting in bed and pulling the covers over one's head to smell it eggy whiffo (a particularly sulfurous emission -
EPA red alert essence of Emeril essence of the anus (evacuation siren (excreted gas explosion between the cheeks
extreme fumagatory essence fang pae (Chinese -fang pi
fannitosis fanny beep fanny bubble fanny halitosis fart
fart combo (2 or more farts made within 5 seconds of each otherfartrogen dioxide (1940s era term Fartvergnugen (based on Volkswagen's slogan: fahrvergnugen, "describing a pleasurable experience fat lady delight fecal clouds (fickle fuzz fing (Hungarian - pronounced "feeng" fingi fire in the hole (an ignited fart - fizz (fizz-fuzz (fizzy fuzz (flabbergaster flame throwers
flaming cornhole flatulence flatulenciaflatus flooperfluff
flurpies flutterblast fly breaking the sound barrierfoo-foo
foyon (Puerto Rican Spanish slang for a loud, smelly fart -
frump (an underwater fart Furz (Germanfuss (Lebonese)
the fuzz (the fuzz=fizz (gas gasser gastronomical reprocussion
General Colon Bowel barking commands (gooz (Persian - con
gross wind grosse humours guano-talk gou pi (Chinese for "dog fart" - contributed by George S.)
grounds for divorce (contributed by ifartoften)
grunghee (contributed by Deego)
gurglers
ham slam (contributed by ifartoften)
hanger ("the killer that emerges the morning after two days of drinking and permeates everything, making whatever room you were in unusable for at least half an hour" - contributed by Rob C.)
he (Japanese - pronounced "hay" - contributed by Jarrod)
Hershey Park (the atmospheric area occupied by a fart - contributed by pooeater)
Hershey splert (fart accompanied by a tad of diarrhea - contributed by BoB)
Hershey smoke (contributed by ifartoften)
hissers
hole in the wall gang (multiple farts - contributed by Hambone)
honksa (Choctaw - pronounced "honk-sa" -- contributed by Thrashforever)
hot wind (contributed by BLCO7)
Hun Futza (German for "dog fart" - contributed by DrummerDanDogg)
hurricane (contributed by Ryan)
hydrogen bombs
ignimbrite (ignited fart)
Japanese barking beetles (term used by servicemen stationed in Japan - contributed by Rob A.)
Jersey torch (ignited fart, from the movie "IQ" - contributed by Barb F.)
jetwash (from Top Gun - contributed by ThetaGravy)
jockey jelly (contributed by ifartoften)
kabooms (farts that hurt - submitted by Cpt. BooBerry)
kanala (Danish - submitted by Mary S.)
lactose liberation (contributed by ifartoften)
laughing *** (contributed by Wyld-Side)
the leather cheerio bark (contributed by Zack W.)
lingers
lort (Danish - contributed by Casper)
love puff (England - contributed by Chris, Chedi Master of Derby)
low flying geese (contributed by DjMightyMike)
low flying jets (contributed by TUTS314)
machine gun sound effects (contributed by ifartoften)
massive vapor of butt gas (contributed by Pittimunga)
message from the interior (contributed by Steve R.)
methane
misdirected burp
Missouri mud ducks (contributed by Deb)
moon beam (contributed by Hambone)
morning thunder
mouse (contributed by Phyllis)
mousie squeak
mudslapper (contributed by Spittoon)
mush (contributed by Snoopidog)
musical butt (contributed by Ubu3)
the nether belch
nicotine stains in the Hanes (contributed by ifartoften)
nitrogen nerve gas (contributed by ifartoften)
nuée ardent (a hot fart that rolls down the leg burning off all the hairs in its path)
nwonk (a fart that sounds like a trumpet - contributed by desi42187)
one-cheek sneaks
paad (Hindi - contributed by Sandeep K.)
pants geese (contributed by Zack W.)
pants puffer (contributed by Ernie C.)
passed flatus
passed gas
peaches
pedo (Spanish)
peido (Portuguese -contributed by Rafael G.P.)
peo (Spanish, used in Dominican Republic, Puerto Rico and other Latin American regions - contributed by Ancsea)
pet (French)
petard (contributed by Pitdeolive)
phewie
pip (contributed by andymac)
pluts
poelse (Danish - contributed by Casper)
poodles (contributed by stephalbert)
poof (contributed by Hambone)
poofume (contributed by andymac)
poo gas (contributed by HeMan)
pooh
pooh noise (contributed by Amanda J.)
poop fumes (contributed by SPC)
poop without the mess
poopy tunes (contributed by brendan)
poot (contributed by Snoopidog)
pooty pants (contributed by Rz)
popcorn fart (a dry fart) (contributed by IFlatulant)
pop tarts
power poof (contributed by Hambone)
preets (contributed by Jetdogy)
prison break (contributed by Hambone)
proot-proots (French - contributed by DD Ramsey)
prootsie (contributed by Jetdogy)
prut (Danish - contributed by Casper)
pudd (Punjabi - contributed by Sandeep K.)
puffer
puh
puk (Russian - pronounced "pook" - contributed by Gray)
pulpmiller
pum (Portuguese -contributed by Rafael G.P.)
purple clouds (as in "I can't smell nothin' but them purple clouds is sho stingin my eyes!" - contributed by Chris H.)
putt-putts (contributed by Agnes)
queef (vaginal fart)
queve (a frontal emission from a woman - contributed by Rz)
rambunctious rectum (contributed by PLIC2K)
rames (Palauan) (specifically a high-pitched, long, drawn-out fart)
rare **** (quiet, undulating gentle sound - contributed by Ron C., from father's Royal Navy terms)
rattler (contributed by Dick M.)
rectal turbulence (contributed by Randy C.)
rectum roar (contributed by Ernie C.)
report
ringo (contributed by Stiv)
ringtailed roarer (contributed by Ron C., from father's Royal Navy terms)
rip *** (contributed by DrummerDanDogg)
ripship (contributed by Spider J.)
the ripshit (contributed by CS Rondeau)
ripskin (contributed by the Ripskin Club)
ripsnorter
road pizza perfume (contributed by ifartoften)
roevgas (Danish - contributed by Casper)
rump ripper (contributed by Ernie C.)
rup rap (diarrhea propelled by flatus - contributed by Tony of Belfast)
the scented scream (contributed by Zack W.)
scheet (Dutch)
seam squirrels (contributed by avernus)
**** fumes (contributed by SPC)
**** propellant
**** vapor (contributed by Anderson G.)
**** without the mess
silent but deadly (SBD)
silent but violent (SBV) (contributed by Acemantsb)
silent depth charge (contributed by M.L.G.)
silent killer (contributed by ifartoften)
silent spadily
sitter air (contributed by Kevin and Carol O.)
skag (contributed by Bill J. and Matt K.)
skid (Danish - contributed by Casper)
skidmarks in the shorts (contributed by ifartoften)
sliders
smelly jelly (a wet fart - contributed by Rz)
smell-o-rama (contributed by Hambone)
smelts (contributed by Hambone)
smoke rings from behind (contributed by ifartoften)
smoofer (contributed by C. Whisman)
snak (in the bathtub)
S.O.D. (stench of death) (contributed by Wacankiyopi)
some asshole behind you talking **** (contributed by DrtTweekr)
sound spadily
soytoy (contributed by Mark Z.)
space shuttle launch (contributed by ifartoften)
sphincter whistle (contributed by Nukiks)
sphincturbulence (contributed by Hambone)
spitters
squeakers
squib
squiffer (submitted by Nsanedane)
stainer (contributed by Snoopidog)
stale wind (contributed by pdmetcalf)
stench of death (contributed by Craig)
stink
stinker (contributed by Heather)
surprise (a fart with a lump in it - contributed by K. Fisher of Virginia)
svaerd (Danish - contributed by Casper)
taco torpedo (contributed by ifartoften)
talking pants (contributed by Zack W.)
tear **** (loud, disturbing sound - contributed by Ron C., from father's Royal Navy terms)
tear *** (contributed by CS Rondeau)
telegram (a message that poop's on its way - from Proud Farter of Australia)
terminal flatulence
terminal velocity flatulence
three tone fart (contributed by Acemantsb)
thunder below (contributed by CAP1SGT0)
thunder dumpling (contributed by Ernie C.)
thunder in the buns
tonage (contributed by Acemantsb)
toop (contributed by Rz)
tooters (contributed by Winters)
toot-toots (contributed by Winters)
trail fart (a fart that follows the farter - contributed by Jeremy C.)
triple flutter blaster (contributed by Tobytalks)
triple thunder flutter
trouser cough (contributed by Price)
trouser trumpet
trump (England - contributed by Chris, Chedi Master of Derby)
turtle (contributed by Tabitha)
tushie belches (contributed by Mensa)
tush tickler (contributed by Ernie C.)
underpants lion (contributed by Zack W.)
veirnt (contributed by Savage897)
ventifact
Victoria's Secret's worst nightmare (contributed by ifartoften)
vind (Danish - contributed by Casper)
voice of the toothless one (contributed by Jimmy K.)
warp drive (contributed by Tom)
wet fart (contributed by Mr. Gimpster)
wet one
whallop
White Castle's revenge (contributed by ifartoften)
whootzie (contributed by DrummerDanDogg)
wind
wind beneath the cheeks (contributed by Tom R.)
wind breakage (contributed by Kevin and Carol O.)
windy pops
wizard
yelping spider (contributed by babybuddha)
zephyr (contributed by
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answered by Anonymous
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Beans beans the magical fruit. . . ;)
On TV I discovered the phrase 'dutch oven', which means you're in bed with someone, fart and then throw the covers over the other person's head so they can enjoy the aroma. Eww.
2007-01-23 03:53:08
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answered by °ĠיִяĿỵ° 4
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Great job Great Gatsby Alexander the Great It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
2016-05-24 00:56:18
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answer #3
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answered by Anonymous
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Technical Term:
Flatulence.
Philosopy:
Why fart and waste it, when you can burp and taste it?
Pick-Up Line:
Did you just fart? Because you blow me away!
2007-01-23 03:47:10
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answer #4
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answered by Marvelissa 4
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Don't waste energy, fart in a jar!
2007-01-27 06:25:49
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answer #5
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answered by Anonymous
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Oops - I just burped from my butt
2007-01-23 03:44:31
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answer #6
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answered by lifesajoy 5
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My gran used to call it; passing wind
2007-01-27 05:22:42
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answer #7
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answered by Anonymous
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Pfffft!
2007-01-23 05:37:23
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answer #8
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answered by st.uncumber 5
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Quit farting around!
2007-01-23 04:18:39
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answer #9
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answered by wholenote4 4
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there goes a goose opps its a flock... more than one fart!!!
or there a skweeker
2007-01-23 04:09:48
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answered by mcdonald624 2
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In my family we had what we called "SBD"..."silent but deadly".
We never named the noisy ones.
2007-01-23 05:59:41
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answer #11
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answered by pat z 7
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