I'm pretty sure he can use his melon as a flotation device.
2007-01-23 03:34:25 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
Lots and Lots of Scotch would come a tumblin' out. You're right on the melon as a flotation device and that really put the hurts on Mary Jo. What a sad trade off for that drunk. Ok Libs, get your dirty little thumbs ready.
2007-01-23 03:43:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Marilyn Monroe would magically appear to settle the Kennedy family debt.
2007-01-23 03:41:47 · answer #2 · answered by Briand K 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Much like when you squeeze an orange, you get orange juice.
Squeeze Ted 'Leave them to drown' Kennedy's head, you get Irish Whiskey.
2007-01-23 03:41:48 · answer #3 · answered by DiamondDave 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
All of the whiskey that he drank would burst out thru his ears and his tiny little "brain" would pop out like the head of a pimple!!!!!!
2007-01-23 03:44:31 · answer #4 · answered by Vagabond5879 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This old limerick should tell you.
THERE ONCE WAS A SENATOR FROM MASS
WHO WANTED A NEW PIECE OF *SS
WENT OUT AND FOUND ONE
GOT DRUNK AND HE DROWNED ONE
NOW HIS FUTURE IS IN THE PAST
2007-01-23 04:19:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
His massive ego will seep out of his head.
2007-01-23 04:11:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't like Teddy either, but this is not nice!
Now I have that scene from "Casino" in my head, just before lunch. Ecch!
2007-01-23 03:38:35 · answer #7 · answered by American citizen and taxpayer 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
if you're looking for hot air... watch the state of the union tonight.
2007-01-23 03:38:10 · answer #8 · answered by The Indigo Cobra 4 · 0⤊ 4⤋
Whiskey would shoot out his pores.
2007-01-23 03:37:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
He'd probably kick you in the crotch.
2007-01-23 03:38:20 · answer #10 · answered by bettysdad 5 · 0⤊ 5⤋