does anyone know any other verses to this song - diarrhoea?

Question

i was walking down the lane
and i had a mighty pain diarrhoea, diarrhoea

i hid behind a bush
and it came out in a rush, diarrhoea, diarrhoea

i climbed up a tree
and it trickled down my knee, diarrhoea, diarrhoea

i can't remember any more - thanks

Answer 1

Shoots out your bum
like a bullet from a gun, diarrhoea, diarrhoea

all i can remember

Answer 2

No pain no strain just sitting there to drain
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea

Put your hands between your knees and give a little squeeze
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea

Now put your hands on the floor and squeeze a liitle more
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea


What a kicking tune!!!

Answer 3

UGGGGGGGGGGH WHY may I ask? God this takes me back about 15 years lol


ERRRRMMMMMMMMMMMM

Anyway...........

It was running down my leg, like a boiled egg, diarrhoea diarrhoea

when the feeling's not that nice, and you have to flush it twice, diarrhea, diarrhea

when you're on the seat for hours, and it doesn't smell like flowers, diarrhea, diarrhea

when your stomach starts a rollin', and you're cleaning out your colon, diarrhea, diarrhea

when you smell something funky and your pants are feeling chunky diarrhoea diarrhoea

When you're getting in a state cos' you've left it very late diarrhea diarrhea

When you're sliding into third, and you feel a greasy turd, diahorrea, diahorrea

You're doing it in bed and its running down your leg, diahorrea, diahorrea

i was walking up the stairs & it trickled out my flares diarrhoea diarrhoea

You're climbing up a pole and you need a toilet roll, diahorrea, diahorrea

I can tell by the smell, you're not feeling very well, diarrhea, diarrhea

lol hope there few help you out!

Answer 4

i was sliding into third
and i felt something squirt diarrhoea, diarrhoea

i was climbing up a ladder
and i felt something splatter diarrhoea, diarrhoea

lol! i used to know a lot but forgot them. I am in HS and we still sing that. LOL!

Answer 5

it comes out you bum like a bullet from a gun diarrhoea diarrhoea it comes out your bum like pedigree chum diarrhoea hahah how funny why did we used 2 sing that as a child very strange

Answer 6

sounds like a diarrhoea!

Answer 7

i remember this well it used to be song by a group in the 60s called tony king and the jokers to the tune (maria from porgy/ bess)

Answer 8

i was walking through the jungle when my bum began to rumble,diarrhoea
it's a treat for the ants when you fertilise the plants diarrhorea
some people thinkl it's funny but it's really brown and runny diarrhorea

Answer 9

baseball version...

When you're running down to first,
and your pants are about to burst...diarrhea

When your sliding into third,
and you feel a juicy turd...diarrhea

When you headin' in for home,
and your pants are full of foam...diarrhea

and another one...

When you're almost to your front door,
and it runs out on the floor....diarrhea

Answer 10

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