i have three ,he talks crap, he manipulates people, australians dont live over there so we cant find a laugh ought of there current events.. can someone tell more
2007-01-23 02:47:27 · 6 answers · asked by conan 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
10. He hates the Out Back
9. He would not know a Joey from a Sheila
8. He cannot sing opera
7. He would try to steal Nichole away from Keith
6. Australia already has enough crocks
5. He never saw Rescuers Down Under
4. He makes fun of Paul Schafer behind his back
3. He does not have a sexy accent
2. He is too "citified" to be able to survive in Australia anyway
AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY DAVID LETTERMAN SHOULD NOT BE ON AUSTRALIAN TV. . . . . .
If you looked between that gap in his teeth you would see Mick Dundee's penis
2007-01-23 03:01:41 · answer #1 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10. He's not funny.
9. He's boring.
8. Australians don't like him.
7. His jokes are outdated before he finishes reading them.
6. He's a republican in disguise.
5. He stifles creativity in a way that makes Ed Sullivan look like a hippy.
4. He gives Tom Cruise air-time.
3. He's a complete sell-out.
2. His popularity in the states died around 1993.
And the number reason why Dave Lettermen should not be on Australian TV...
1. Two words: Bill Hicks.
(cue crappy music)
2007-01-23 10:52:45 · answer #2 · answered by people are scum 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Aw, I love Dave. Although his sidekick gives me the creeps. Leno looks to weird for me to watch. I'm Canadian so I still get the current events stuff.
2007-01-23 10:52:39 · answer #3 · answered by 1K 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He looks Irish
Paul's Canadian accent would fade into Aussie accent
When he talks about Bush(GW) they will think he means the outback bush
He won't ride in a 1989 Limosine
He'd have to be married to his ol' lady to get them all Visa's/passports
His Mom won't move there with him
Sponsors won't give him free stuff
To save air time his top ten would be cut to top 5
Half his band cannot leave the USA due to felony records/parolees
& #10...(drumrole)....Australia doesn't have Depend undergarments in stores there
2007-01-23 10:58:50 · answer #4 · answered by *toona* 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
He is a pompous egomaniac.
His band leader is a dork.
He intimidates a lot of guests by implying mocking them.
Dave is just not funny.
He is not so hot to look at.
Craig Furgason's late,late show is TWENTY times funnier.
He is mean.
There! That, with yours, totals ten!
2007-01-23 10:55:32 · answer #5 · answered by AKA FrogButt 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i'll forward this so long to dave.
2007-01-23 11:00:25 · answer #6 · answered by crisjul v 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋