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In an interview, quite embarrassing. Did not get the job.

2007-01-23 02:48:15 · answer #1 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 1 0

I got onto a very crowded elevator as the last person. The doors shut and everyone stopped talking. I was closest to the door and the sound of it broke the silence. I got off at the next floor and couldn't help laughing.

2007-01-23 03:01:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yup, become status in a crowd of human beings at the same time as waiting for an elevator. i tried to carry it in, yet squeazing my cheeks mutually did not carry it in, even though it did turn a touch toot right into a great and loud guy-fart. i become under no circumstances so humiliated in my existence. each body grew to change into and appeared at me. some had disgusted look, some were smirking and a pair of them giggled. Thank goodness it did not stink! I grew to change into about 5 distinct colorations of red, hung my head down and walked off to take the steps!

2016-10-15 23:49:45 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

lol my god i was helping my boss put the fruit and veg out on the shop before we opened at 8 and we do loads of lifting and straining so he was behind me doing something picking up something and i bent down to pick up a box full of carrots and i strained that much i just blew lol. i don't know if he heard but i just went red like a beetroot and ran off. i went back a couple min later and he said were u go i said oh just to get a drink lol. i don't know if he didn't want to embarrassed anymore More but know i avoid situations like that lol

2007-01-23 02:54:19 · answer #4 · answered by shell 5 · 0 0

While interviewing someone a few weeks before Xmas - I dropped her CV on the floor and when I leaned over to pick it up I released a loud fart. I carried on regardless and we both pretended that it hadn't happened.

2007-01-23 04:10:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

My first date with this guy, right? He took me to a nice restaurant. When he went to open the door I reached it first.. In doing so the hiney burp I was holding back came ripping out. He didn't ask me out again.

2007-01-23 13:54:06 · answer #6 · answered by cswint2000 5 · 0 0

at a funeral as we were waiting to march by and view the body before the service! Needless to say, the sound and the odor weren't quite bad enough to wake the dead, but I sure wished I coulda just dropped dead!

2007-01-23 05:17:24 · answer #7 · answered by ? 1 · 1 0

During a counseling session. I tried to cough and cover it, but it was too loud. She just looked at me, and I couldn't stop smiling, but she went on like nothing happened. I know she could smell it too.

2007-01-23 02:47:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

In a class of about 30 when it was real quiet

2007-01-23 02:51:49 · answer #9 · answered by call the owls 4 · 2 0

a guy friend of mine was holding his wife's hand while she gave birth in hospital , everyone was shouting push ! push ! and he was so wrapped up in the situation he pushed out a fart so loud that the entire room erupted into laughter , he's now dreading a second child !

2007-01-23 02:54:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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