my grandma told me to ask because we can't figure this one out.
2007-01-23 02:05:17 · 10 answers · asked by Jennifer S 4 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Newborn & Baby
Jennifer,
Trust me, I am a father - I know about these things.
This might come as a big surprise to you Jennifer, but the stork does not bring the little babies.
Sorry.
This was a story put out by the penquins to discredit the storks who are always eating their fish.
Yes, the storks do have a small role to play in the matter but it's more of a white-collar job, they deal with a lot of the paper work.
No Jennifer, it is the bogey monster (those horrible little things that live in cupboards and under the beds)
At one time, in the Middle Ages, their main occupation was to scare the hell out of 7 year old boys but you know how things change - government cut backs, 'things haven't been going to well recently', etc and the bogey monsters had to double up.
Now they deliver the babies and then come back 7 years later to scare them.
OK?
2007-01-23 02:18:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Storks are surprisingly strong! They can carry babes up to 10 pounds without a problem. However, for those that are larger than 10 pounds, the storks must work in pairs. The large baby would be wrapped in two blankets and each stork would grab hold and fly in tandem.
2007-01-23 02:17:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The aveage stork would have to get a running start to carry a baby weighing over 11 lbs.
2007-01-23 02:11:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
once you're totally developed. (bodily. some human beings end coming up earlier to others, yet some end alot later. Technically, you'll get pregnant once you began menstrating (notwithstanding that's uncommon), and carry a baby to time period, yet at that age, the outcome of a being pregnant later are extra visable. once you become old (say 16- onward), then you surely could have a being pregnant, and carry it to time period and it does no longer be as bodily ravishing as early menstrating age might want to be. Like I stated, the age that could've been maximum acceptable for me to start up getting being pregnant is diverse than the age of you, or perhaps the guy above (and/ or) less than me. Nature isn't an same to any 2 human beings, similar as genetics are not.
2016-12-02 22:45:08 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, they're not, and I think you and grandma are having a laugh. If you aren't, you have some serious reading to do. Before you ask...you don't get babies from cabbage patches either. PS...My dad weighed 14lbs, so if your theory is correct, must have been one hell of a stork who carried him
2007-01-23 02:11:44 · answer #5 · answered by Taylor29 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
they would just use a bigger basket and two storks instead of one. If they used ups, they'd come two weeks late and be delivered to the wrong address.
2007-01-23 02:08:52 · answer #6 · answered by Mel 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The stork eats his spinach, so he's kinda like Popeye.
2007-01-23 02:09:15 · answer #7 · answered by RiverGirl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it may take two storks but they will get the job done...fed ex and ups costs to much!
2007-01-23 02:23:55 · answer #8 · answered by impala400sb 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
even this may be a troll
Fedex doesnt handle human cargo or their remains..anyway
2007-01-24 14:08:21 · answer #9 · answered by mobilemark 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-01-23 02:09:15 · answer #10 · answered by dreamer 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋