A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked toward the object, only to find a little old Jewish man sitting at a card table with neckties laid out on it. The Arab said, "My thirst is killing me. Please...do you have any water?"
The Jew replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $150. This one goes very nicely with your robes."
The Arab shouted, "Idiot! I do not need your overpriced tie. I need water!"
"OK," said the old Jew, "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie. I will show you that you have not offended me. If you walk over that hill to the east for about four miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. Go! Walk that way! The restaurant has all the water you need!"
The Arab staggered away toward the hill and disappeared. Eight hours later the Arab came crawling back to the Jewish man's table. The Jew said, "I told you, the restaurant with the water is about four miles over that hill. Could you not find it?"
"I found it," rasped the Arab. "But your brother wouldn't let me in without a tie!"
2007-01-23 00:42:33 · 5 answers · asked by ? 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
seriously racism is evil, allah create all human as equal. Remember that some of the prophet that carries word of allah is from the jewish tribe.
You are compunding some of the greatest men that walk the earth as thieves. You should be ashamed!. This is the same kind of racism that caused alot of hardship to our fellow brother.
If you say jew are opportunistic thieves then what prevent other to stereotype muslim as evil, psychotic bastard who kill people. Racism and stereotyping is bad. peace be with you and may allah open your heart to goodness.
2007-01-23 01:08:14 · answer #1 · answered by Islam_is_great 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cute. Just so you know, 'Taliban' is the plural form, and 'Talib' (referring to one of the individuals) is single. So, technically, the guy would be a 'Talib'. Okay, lecture over, good joke. :)
2007-01-23 01:03:38 · answer #2 · answered by Strange Design 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha The taliban should buy the tie go get the water and then come back for the jew
2016-05-24 00:30:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Racial stereotypes eh? You can't beat them. No seriously you cant , you'll get arrested.
2007-01-23 00:47:47 · answer #4 · answered by fatherf.lotski 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute--------heard it before, but, cute.
2007-01-23 00:48:15 · answer #5 · answered by Shossi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋