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i once broke both my arms at the same time. that's both funny AND awkward

2007-01-22 22:10:56 · 10 answers · asked by natalia 4 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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I got my middle finger broke...accidently shut my trunk on it while arguing w/ my 2 teenage kids.
The brace/guard & wrap th ER put on it made me look like I was shooting a permanent 'bird".
We were on vacation so I had to drive on the interstate this way.
All the other drivers gave me weird looks :o)

To the poster above me...my older brother did that when he was like 7-8.
My Mom took him to my neighbors & they had to cut the zipper off it.
I remember he was screaming bloody murder. LOL
He's 45 now & still pisses all over the toilet & blames it on that accident. LOL

2007-01-22 22:20:45 · answer #1 · answered by Cat 5 · 0 1

I once jumped out of a bunk bed and landed on a bag of groceries that hadn't been put away. (This was in a college dorm, so the bedroom doubled as the kitchen, and every other room.) I didn't land right, and smashed my tailbone on a can of Spaghetti-Os. It was so sore that I could barely sit down all night, and it was over a month before the pain completely went away.

2007-01-23 06:15:51 · answer #2 · answered by rabidbaby 2 · 0 0

I was getting out of the shower to answer the phone when I fell and ended up breaking a finger. I was told that I had invented nude break dancing. The awkward part was trying to keep up in all my computer classes with a finger splint.

2007-01-23 06:40:03 · answer #3 · answered by Dippy 7 · 0 0

My sister and I were taking down Christmas decorations one year and I was standing on a barstool with a back and it swiveled around and caught me in the shin and I fell headfirst off the barstool and cracked my shinbone and had a black eye! Try to explain that one.

2007-01-23 06:19:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The only thing that could fall into that category would be when a kid threw me an apple at my eye. Luckily nothing happened with it, but it was pretty ridiculous. Another one with my eye: I went from behind to scare my cat, that was sleeping and he freaked out and jumped to my eye. Nothing bad happened either.

2007-01-23 06:22:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

My boyfriend broke two fingers on my right hand when he caught me chatting with a guy from France on New Years night. My pinky finger is still broken to this day, That is funny, awkward and phucking sad.

2007-01-23 06:14:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I once zipped my Johnson, 10 years later I still have the scar.

2007-01-23 06:19:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

i once broke my foot playin in a shopping trolley when i was 17. try tellin that to your doctor without looking a pillock

2007-01-23 06:18:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

broke my arm when I was 8, I was dancing on a a frozen piece of wood, and fell..not smart!

2007-01-23 06:16:12 · answer #9 · answered by ~ Just Me ~ 5 · 0 0

I have a scar on my leg from when I got a major "upholstery burn" while having s e x in the back seat of my car.........good times ; )

2007-01-23 06:38:50 · answer #10 · answered by spun_up_06 4 · 0 1

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