Mad enough to beatt me senseless?
2007-01-22 21:56:58 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
If your a man just be yourself, you'll upset her one way or another...
2007-01-22 22:00:06 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Most women are mad anyway. There is just a thin veneer of normality covering this, the question is how to unleash the beast.
First you have to know their idiosyncrasies, say for example keeping the bathroom towels clean and straight. Then you have to take apart a friends motorcycle in your kitchen or living room and make sure you clean those oily grease filled hands on the bathroom towels. You know the good ones that she sets aside for when guests are coming.
2007-01-22 22:02:47 · answer #2 · answered by fatherf.lotski 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I tell my girl she's fat.. she shrugs.. I tell her she's really really dumb.. she starts grinding her teeth.. I tell her I've had better sex.. she starts going red and blowing steam out her ears..
But what really gets her mad.. is when I tell her that she should be a real woman and do some grocery shopping once in while, learn to cook an edible meal.. and perhaps once in a while do some laundry.. coz clothing and bath towels.. don't clean themselves!!
That usually results in me sleeping outdoors for the night..
try it..
and good luck
2007-01-22 22:32:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I agree with the people who said cheating. I wouldn't beat you senseless. Men who cheat are already senseless.
2007-01-22 22:03:14 · answer #4 · answered by Debra D 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Reveal that you LIKE to make women MAD!! Works for ME!!!
@8-)
2007-01-22 22:01:05 · answer #5 · answered by Dovey 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Don't show up for a date, because you are cheating on her with her best friend, who is also married.
2007-01-22 22:22:42 · answer #6 · answered by Jeremy© ® ™ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh say something sexist like "woman go fetch my jumper and paper, cos we both know u don't actually have a real job" or
demand sex and have her cook u a meal....such stuff
2007-01-22 22:17:14 · answer #7 · answered by pixoncoke 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell her your moms coming to stay for 3 months.
2007-01-22 22:02:09 · answer #8 · answered by MickMore 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Just keep saying What to everything she says "as if u r not hearing and you dont care"
2007-01-22 22:00:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Step on d toe
2007-01-22 22:01:22 · answer #10 · answered by Paula 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think you have a good start with wacko from Canada..lol
lock your doors, look over your shoulder...lol
2007-01-23 02:13:34 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋