a short story?

Question

ok, i have a few sentences and maybe, just maybe u could write a little, teeny weeny story for me. plz don't make it too long cos i'm tellin u now, i'm not goin to read it
ok so:

1. one day in the mists of love i found a sock.
2. "i never play footsie in the zoo", replied Feisty Mama with a slightly feisty expression on her face.
3. "down with you boy, i don't need more feathers on me".
4. whilst walking in a place, i fell out of my top.
and finally
5. cement is good.

Answer 1

I was spying two swamp frogs croaking, in love with a sock. That or each other. I picked up the sock, and it turned into a woman who called herself "Feisty Mama".

She said "I never play footsie in the zoo" and I explained to her we were in a swamp. She seemed to have a spell cast on her. That or she was just crazy.

"Down with you boy, I don't need more feathers on me," said she, and I started to walk away from her. She said, "Hey, come back!" and I kept walking, until she jumped on me. She whispered a hex, and I fell out of my top.

I landed face first into a cement mixer, and came out of it as a statue without a top.

Cement is good. Not.

Answer 2

1 then 2 then 3 then 4 then zzzzzzzzzzz

Answer 3

Um you are awesome, but nobody is going to do all that! Maybe do it with just a few sentences....even I'm not THAT crazy....feisty mama....

Answer 4

One day in the mists of love i found a sock. I looked at it closely, because I didn't recognize it. We continued making love. When we were done, I asked whose sock is this? Its not mine. She said of course its not yours, it belongs to our son.

Answer 5

Sounds like a test/quiz question and I would not want to deprive you the fun of imagination for yourself.....

Answer 6

Seriously you should read it, someone can really screw you. If you sending it to the teacher or something.

Answer 7

sorry i couldnt be bothered, but thanks for the 2 points!