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2007-01-22 19:23:43 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

17 answers

alcohol is temporary
just smash your brains in a good head injury and you won't need the hourly maintenance of drinking or drugging regularly.

2007-01-22 19:29:52 · answer #1 · answered by center of the universe 4 · 0 0

1. Go to the bar or liquor store.
2. Buy hard alcohol.
3. Drink enough to get drunk, but no more.
4. Repeat as necessary.

2007-01-23 03:46:49 · answer #2 · answered by Jeremy© ® ™ 5 · 0 0

i find that drinking jim beam through a straw helps prevent sobriety.

2007-01-23 03:27:33 · answer #3 · answered by Jrizzt J 2 · 1 1

make a long hose connected to a barrel of beer and never take it out of your mouth.

2007-01-23 03:30:55 · answer #4 · answered by Bubuchachum 6 · 1 0

Ah...don't ask such difficult questions...just relax! Have a drink!

2007-01-23 03:28:23 · answer #5 · answered by Star 4 · 1 1

Chug early, chug often.

2007-01-23 03:26:36 · answer #6 · answered by dh1977 7 · 1 1

wtf?!?!?!?
why would you want to?
I have been sober for 20 years now, it can only be a good thing surly!!!

2007-01-23 03:27:55 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 1 1

The best way is to keep getting buzzed......

2007-01-23 03:27:46 · answer #8 · answered by Lolitta 7 · 0 1

Just keep drinking...couldn't be simpler.

2007-01-23 03:26:25 · answer #9 · answered by salstick 6 · 0 1

Wake up drunk, then keep drinking.

2007-01-23 03:27:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

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