Are you accident prone?

Question

The last thing i did was open my kitchen cupboard door then kneeled down to get something from another cupboard and stood up and smacked my head, one in a list of many

LMAO denise w, you even corrected your Q lol, nice one.

Oh bugger i meant to say your Answer lol, we're on a roll here i think.

Answer 1

I'm only 5'1" tall- I keep hitting my head "when" I step up and get into my SUV on the hand rail, you use to pull yourself up with.

Its so embarrassing!
ON SUNDAY_

I'm catholic- so this is really funny& just happened!
On my way into church-I just walked into a pillar, turned quickly and walked into the Priest then tripped into the aisle and into a row (seat). The priest-put his hand on my head, blessed me and told me to keep my seat. It was safer for us all. Ha ha.

I went up to recieve communion- dropped my "host" [bread}, bonked heads with the deacon, got a new one, almost gagged on it and staggered back to my seat, while the front row was laughing or grinning at me.

I prayed for appreciation for humoring them and humility for that reminder- I'm only a silly woman- doing her best. I also prayed to make it home with out bumping into anything in my car! Ha ha

It was 7am mass- perhaps I should have coffee first.

At the coffee and donuts later, a kid at the service offered to carry my coffee to the table, he sat me, next to the Priest.
He said, that I was the highlight of the mass, being so brave to stumble through the whole service with my balance problem.
I was to scared to say' Dude- I'm just a Klutz at times.

My husband was at home sick, I told him the story, he laughed so hard, he almost tore is stiches.

So is this accident prone?

Answer 2

Oh my Lord, yes, If I didn't have bad luck I would have none at all. Probably the last thing that happened to me is getting up to go to the kitchen, and of course not paying attention, knocking into the wall, ricocheting into the kitchen table, and knocking my glass off of the table. But I caught that Sonnabitch!! Yeah!
Or the other day when I shut the door too fast and didn't move my head as fast!
Or tripping over my kids highchair which I do all the time, even though they are in the same place always.
Or trying to be cool and sit on the back of the couch, only to fall backwards over the couch!!

Answer 3

All the time. My husband says I should write a book about it. Everything goes wrong and I'm a very positive person.
The worst I can remember was entering a dark room and searching for the switcher. I was running may hand on the wall and when I finally found what I thought it was the light switch, was not. It had been removed and there were only lose cables. I have to say that it's a miracle I'm writing this right now, because I grabbed those cables and VOILA!! I got electrocuted. A friend heard me screaming and kicked me with her boots and I fell free.
The result: a black hole in my hand and an exit hole in my knee.
There are other stories, but this one I will never forget.

Answer 4

I am an accident WAITING to happen.
I have been in 3 car accidents in the past year. None my fault.
Ran into a glass wall and cut my eye open, and flipped my son's go-cart and broke my hand. This is just to name a few. I also am constantly running into something and stumbling on stuff. My legs and arms are always bruised. Everyone I know says I am like Lucy and Ethel balled into one.

Answer 5

Heck ya and I got bruises all over me to prove it. I must bump into the edge of my bed at least once a week, chairs whatever. I just learned to live with it what can ya do? I try to be careful and when I do that I just end up hitting something else. Good question

Answer 6

I'm not but my son and his grandmother are, think it must run in the geans but skip me thank god ....last time his grandmother open the cupboard a tin of bake beans fell out and she broke her toe even the Dr laugh at her ..with my son as soon as we walk in to the local a&e its 'hi ryan what have you broken now'

Answer 7

In some schools of astrology, it is believed, that some Mars ruled persons are accident-prone. Personally, I don't know if the belief is right, but some Aries relatives (in my family) complain that they are accident-prone. By the way, don't you agree that every person in the world is accident-prone to some extent? So, after taking all possible precautions, one should not unnecessarily worry, but, instead, leave things to God (i.e., to Nature, if you choose to address God, that way!).

Answer 8

mmm, i think i am !- always gettings in ppls way and running into closed doors - prolly bout 4 times in the last month - and standing on things i shudnt! :S i went to put my arm round sumone for a photo the other day and hit sumone else in the mouth! haha *sighs*

Answer 9

I was so tired once that I walked right into a wall while trying to go around the corner and almost fell!

Answer 10

well as the words incompetent, bungling, inept, clumsy and oafish are usually associated in the same sentence as my name i would say so. D'oh! pees all over the toilet floor whilst trying to type on laptop.