How do I simply walk into Mordor?

Question

I need to catch my cat that ran into Mordor.

Answer 1

If you really need to go there, you can attempt to use the Black Gate, but you'll probably be captured and taken to the Barad-Dur.
You can try the Pass of Cirith Ungol, but it goes past Minas Morgul, Shelob's Lair, and the Tower of Cirith Ungol, so you'll probably be captured and taken to the Barad-Dur. You could attempt to go around the Ash Mountains on the north of Mordor and enter from the northeast, but those are the provinces of the Easterlings who run vast slave labor farms to feed Mordors armies, so you'll probably be caught and forced into the life of a slave. You could go south from Ithilien and go around the southern mountains of Mordor and enter from the southeast, but that is the country of Harad and the stomping grounds of the Corsairs of Umbar and the Haradrim. Once again you'll probably be caught and forced into the short life of a galley slave on a Corsair ship. Or you could try to reach the Eagles and talk them into flying you into Mordor, but you would be told (maybe) that they were the servants of Manwe, the ruler of the Valar, and that they were forbid from directly affecting the course of history unless they were told to do so by Manwe himself. In the case of the Battle of Five Armies they were assisting the Free Peoples, not doing the job for them, and in the case of rescuing Frodo and Sam they were simply performing an after the fact rescue - not flying the Ring to Mount Doom. So, good luck, and brush up on your hiding and stealth skills!
Oh, yeah. Almost forgot. Your cat probably ended up in an orc's stomach. I'm truly sorry for your loss.

Answer 2

Go outside, look left, at the corner where there's a Mcdonald's turn right, keep walking you cant miss it, Mordor! Big place with its own lighting and just (d)orcs walking around. Got a tan there myself

Answer 3

One does not simply walk into Mordor!!! Forget your cat. Sorry dude, you can get a new cat.

Answer 4

Sure. Head south along the River Anduin, turn left at Mount Mindolluin, and continue along Minas Morgul (hope you brought swords and friends to fight for survival). However, if you pass the Mountain of Shadow, you've gone too far.

Good luck with getting your cat back!

Answer 5

using your legs will be a pretty good way to walk in mordor or any where at that!

Answer 6

Go with a friend named Samwise and beware of Smeagol/Gollum. However your cat was most likely captured by Shelob. Sorry friend. :)

Answer 7

You need, like, an army, with Ninjas, and Wizards. Maybe some bears, too, bears that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. That would be frickin' awesome.

Answer 8

Overlay the map of Middle-Earth onto Europe.
Then you can answer your own question.

Answer 9

I find that bringing pizza helps. Extra cheese, hold the anchovies.

Answer 10

You don't, and I will let you know that your cat is probably soup