Hillary Clinton vs. God
Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. They're up in heaven, and God's sitting on the great white throne. God addresses Al first."Al, what do you believe in?"Al replies, "Well, I believe that the combustion engine is evil and that we need to save the world from CFCs and that if any more freon is used, the whole earth will become a greenhouse and we'll all die."God thinks for a second and says "Okay, I can live with that. Come and sit at my left."God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?"Bill replies, "Well, I believe in power to the people. I think people should be able to make their own choices about things and that no one should ever be able to tell someone else what to do. I also believe in feeling people's pain."God thinks for a second and says "Okay, that sounds good. Come and sit at my right."God then address Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?"
"I believe you're in my chair."
2007-01-22 15:27:20 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
I'm having waaaay too much fun!
2007-01-22 15:27:41 · update #1
Not at all Akkita.
I've either received these in emails or off the net.
It's always serious on here so it's good to laugh even though it's political.
2007-01-22 15:39:37 · update #2
That is great ...
mind if I send it to my sister?
2007-01-22 15:34:36 · answer #1 · answered by Akkita 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
XD that may be the best joke I've ever heard!
2007-01-22 15:30:38 · answer #2 · answered by Appono Astos 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I like this joke.
2007-01-22 15:35:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it
2007-01-22 15:32:30 · answer #4 · answered by roan 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! funny.........
2007-01-22 15:36:00 · answer #5 · answered by MUERTE 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋