Anyone know all the dialogue that goes on in that Charlie the Unicorn video?

Answer 1

well the video was originally a .SWF submission to
http://www.newgrounds.com/
do a quick search and you'll find it, it's only 4.77 mb, so if you download it and pull it out of your temporary internet files, you can run it in a stand-alone flash projector and use CTRL+ <-, CTRL + -> and CTRL+ENTER to rewind/forward/play or pause.

Cos i'm bored and i'd like to see a dialogue + script for it : O


as for the dialogue it goes like this:

Hey, Charlie, hey Charlie, wake up
Yeh Charlie, you silly sleepy head, wake up

Charlie: ahh..oh god you guys, this'(ha)d better be frikin important, is the meadow on fire?

no charlie , we found a map to candy mountain, candy mountain charlie, yeh Charlie we're going to candy mountain, come with us charlie, yeh Charlie, it will be an adventure, we're going on an adventure Charlie

Charlie : Yeh Candy Mountain right, i'm just gonna, you know, go back to sleep now

Noooo, Charlie, you've to come with us to Candy Mountain, Yeh , Charlie , Candy Mountain, it's a land of Sweets and Joy and Joyness

Charlie: Please stop bouncing on me

Candy Mountain Charlie yeh Candy Mountain

Charlie: Alright fine, I'll go with you to Candy Mountain

Lalalallalaalalala ...

Charlie: Enough with the singing already

Our first stop is over there Charlie

Charlie: Oh god what is that?

It's a liopleurodon Charlie, magical liopleurodon, it's gonna guide our way to Candy Mountain

Charlie: Alright guys, you do know there's no actual Candy Mountain right?

Shun the non-believer, Shuuuun, Ssshuuuun-a

Charlie: yeh.

Liopleurodon: (incomprehensible animal noises)

It has spoken!, It has told us the waaaaaaaay

Charlie: It didn't say anything!

It's just over this bridge Charlie, this Magical Bridge of Hope and Wonder

Charlie: Is anyone else getting like covered in splinters? Seriously guys we shouldn't be on this thing.

Charlieee Chaaarlieee Chaaaaarlieee Chaar-

Charlie: I'm right here! What do you want?!

We're on a bridge Charlie

Next scene:

We're here

Charlie: Well what do you know, there actually is a Candy Mountain.

Candy Mountain, Candy Mountain, Fill me with sweet sugary goodness~, Go inside the Candy Mountain Cave Charlie, Yeh Charlie go inside the cave, Magical wonders that will behold when you enter

Charlie: Yeh - uh, thanks but no thanks i'm gonna stay out here.

But you have to enter the Candy Mountain Candy Cave Charlie

music scene - > the letters on Candy Mountain
Oh when you're down and looking for some cheering up
Then just head right on up to the Candy Mountain Cave
When you get inside you'll yourself find a cheery land
Such a happy and joy filled and perky merry land
They've got lollipops and gummy drops and candy things
Oh so many things that will brighten up your day
It's impossible to wear a frown in Candy Town
It's the Mecha(?) of Love at Candy Cave
You've got Jelly Beans and Coconuts(?) and little hats
Candy rats, chocolate bats, It's a wonderland of sweets
Ride the Candy Train to town and hear the Candy Band
Candy Bells, it's a treat as they march across the land
Cherry Ribbons stream across the sky and to the ground
Turn around it astounds, it's a dancing Candy Treat
In the Candy Cave imagination runs so free
So now Charlie please will you go into the cave

*explosion*, end of music scene

Charlie: Alright, Fine, I'll go into the freakin Candy Cave, this'(ha)d better be good

naa-yaaa, goodbye Charlie, yeh goodbye Charlie

Charlie: Goodbye? What?(door closes screen goes black) Hey what's going on here? Hello?(footsteps) Who is that? (thump). Oww -gah, What happened? Aww, They took my Frikin kidney.

The END.

ps. thx Madde for pointing out meadow, didn't realise what it was

Answer 2

In the beginning it says
Charlie: ahh..oh god you guys, this'(ha)d better be frikin important .is the meadow on fire?

Answer 3

Believe it or not my girlfriend does....

And she's constantly reciting it.

Answer 4

No, but I know most of it!!!