I'm going to a "white trash" party, and I need to dress as hick as possible. Any ideas? I wanna be unique 2

Question

need LOTS of stereotyping of white trash!

Need LOTS of stereotyping and I am a guy

Answer 1

http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=kevin+federline

There ya go!

Answer 2

OK let's see... old classic rock band t-shirts (be sure it has holes and stains), really tight worn jeans (goal here is to show your crack when you bend or sit), any work or cowboy boot - worn out, flannel jackets, carharts, baseball cap sporting a beer or sports team logo, mullet haircut, messed up teeth, beer-breath, can or 40oz of Miller, King Cobra, PBR or Michelob (any cheap beer will do), some grease or oil stains on ALL clothing, cultivate a redneck accent and finally... don't shower for a day or two before the party (unless you wanna get you some of course).

If you want to sound southern... add extra vowels to most words. for example well is wayell, I is ah, beer is baeer (or bir, depending on what kind of southern you are)...etc. Harshen your R sounds. Be really lazy about pronouncing everything else. Curse a lot. Be crude. Have fun.

Answer 3

Wear oversized coveralls, with pictures of beer bottles on the front, a shirt with tears in it, get a hat with a wide brim slightly torn between the brim and the hat part, and carry a toy-sized trailer with you, that's the most important part.

Answer 4

nascar hat with a hair tail, , a mullet, a dirty white tee with food stains and a pack or marl. reds rolled up in the pocket, beer gut, and cut off blue jean shorts dirty old sneakers.. ohh and they have this gooky stuff you put on your teeth to make them look rotten.. i saw this at a halloween party and the dude won. it was great

Answer 5

If you're a chick - PJ"s and slippers -bathrobe-hair in curlers and a big ol cigarette hangin out your mouth and a beer can in your hand. Kinda like roseanne barr from the roseanne show.

If you're a dude - cowboy boots, underwear, bathrobe, mirrored sunglasses,cowboy hat, big ol cigarette hangin out your mouth and a beercan in your hand.

Answer 6

Go to a thrift store and buy clothes that were in style during the 70's and 80's. Slutty ones! NO one will have the same outfit as you. :)

Answer 7

Black teeth, messy long hair, metalica shirt, Beer gut, Cheap beer, ciggie and get your girl to go as britany spears....... lol.

Answer 8

for girls - dress like britney and don't forget to skip the pantie.
for guys - anything that looks like kevin federline would be great.

Answer 9

anything Nascar!!!

Answer 10

dirty wifebeater, beer belly