of a consultant someone who borrows your watch, tells you the time and then charges you for the privilege?
2007-01-22 14:02:07 · 26 answers · asked by Tek ~aka~Legs! 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Yes ! You are so clever ! lol ♥
2007-01-22 14:06:02 · answer #1 · answered by Bren 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Meriam-Webster Dictionary's definition is:
Pronunciation: k&n-'s&l-t&nt
Function: noun
1 : one who consults another
2 : one who gives professional advice or services
But your definition is MUCH better. The only part missing to your definition is the portion that addresses consultants to large companies, they borrow your watch, spend time talking to your employees - thereby decreasing productivity, they then encourage you to fire those same employees due to their decreased productivity and then tell you the time and charge you for the privilege.
2007-01-22 22:07:26 · answer #2 · answered by Marvelissa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, they'll tell you that your watch isn't quite right and tell you about someone who sells watches which keeps better timing so to ease your time keeping making it more efficient.
2007-01-22 22:06:55 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. An honest consultant will teach you how to read it for yourself.
2007-01-22 22:05:37 · answer #4 · answered by Sky Salad Clipper 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No genius, it's someone who knows more than you and gets to charge you money because of it.
You'll get my bill next week.
2007-01-22 22:05:08 · answer #5 · answered by cuddycab 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, a consultant steals your wallet and convinces you to buy it back.
2007-01-22 22:05:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe...but sometimes I know it helps me out when someone tells me what I already know!
2007-01-22 22:06:47 · answer #7 · answered by radioflyer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That sounds about right!
2007-01-22 22:05:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll be on the watch for that!
2007-01-22 22:26:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny
2007-01-22 22:04:57 · answer #10 · answered by Aleksey T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋