Is RORY EMERALD a real person, who is he?

Answer 1

Rory Emerald is a leading author, actor, statesman, and humanitarian. Famous for having dated some of the most stunning women in Hollywood, from Elizabeth Taylor and Debbie Reynolds to Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, he's also known for finding a nose near the Neverland Ranch, the source of which has never been conclusively established. He's been approached by representatives of both political parties to run for President, but he is not interested, as he prefers to have a more "behind the scenes" role.

He was also a close confidant of Princess Diana in the last few years of her life, so close that there were rumors that they were romantically involved. However, Rory maintains to this day that he and the Princess were just close friends.

There are also reports that some of Princess Diana's conversations with Rory were recorded by the American intelligence services, but this has not been confirmed.

Additionally, there are reports that Rory himself is the source of many of the questions asked about him on Yahoo Answers, but this also has never been confirmed!

Rory Emerald is also widely credited with saving Christmas for the children of Whoville!