I want to find a live Hawaiian volcano and throw myself into it while videotaping the whole thing. I think this may be my purpose in life. My purpose is to feed the abyss and provide wonderful entertainment for all the kiddies and kiddies at heart.
I think it would be a great way to go and should provide some great news for the whole country. Headline: "Guy jumps into Live Volcano". Great stuff. Should help some budding journalist out there get a job and support his or her family (one more than I have). Of course the police will get it first if I'm not careful.
I've made my decision and it will be an awesome decision to be remembered by people for at least three weeks maybe four.
How can I go about doing this? Any other suggestions?
Note: I'm serious. I'm not kidding.
2007-01-22 12:55:32 · 4 answers · asked by Zeek 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
I'm not exactly sure whether or not I want to come out alive. I might just have to martyr myself in the name of awesomeness. I better write my will first just so everyone knows what's (or who's) going down.
2007-01-22 13:51:03 · update #1
I think you have a problem - the intense heat and lack of oxygen would kill you if it were erupting.
Apart from that I imagine it would look cool as an epitaph, original!
2007-01-22 13:01:52 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's easy just clime to the top and jump in have fun.
2007-01-22 13:01:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grab yourself by the scruff of your neck and heave.
2007-01-22 13:00:49 · answer #3 · answered by jimstock60 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't think you can legally get close enough to do so. Beside don't they only sacrifice virgins?
2007-01-22 13:09:27 · answer #4 · answered by Joan G 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋