2007-01-22 12:44:07 · 17 answers · asked by Circlometry™³ 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
It's obvious that you are oblivious to the situation. You see, it's all about the koala/eucalyptus conspiracy, they want to steel your teeths and sell them on ebay for insanely high prices, it's the shoe polish man, they implant GPS into it so they can find you and steal your teeths!!! Just like what happened with Monica Lewinsky.
2007-01-22 12:54:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
The shoe's have a conspiracy against us. You see, the more delicious the shoe polish is, the more we eat, and therefore the sicker we get. Eventually wiping out the human race so that the shoes can take over..... I wish ZEBRA would hurry and get those kumquats so that his plan for world domination can begin... ZEBRA is our only hope....
2007-01-24 11:46:18 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those ppl who don’t want u to eat shoe polish, know how u think: 1st it’s the shoe polish then next, u gonna go for the shoes, and the next thing we know is a lot of ppl are barefooted!
2007-01-23 01:00:12 · answer #3 · answered by they're savages 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
delicious for the shoe
2007-01-22 20:47:50 · answer #4 · answered by icee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yum I know. I like the brown. Taste like chocolate.
2007-01-22 21:36:07 · answer #5 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Same reason anti freeze tastes good
2007-01-22 20:49:27 · answer #6 · answered by ♫That'll be the Day♫ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it's like a food for your shoe
2007-01-22 20:46:47 · answer #7 · answered by lize 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
well it smells good. that's as far as I've gone with it. Do you need us to call 911?
2007-01-22 20:52:30 · answer #8 · answered by 1K 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm with you. I'm hooked on urinal cakes.
2007-01-23 19:04:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because it's bad for you.
2007-01-22 20:48:06 · answer #10 · answered by SLUG 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋