1. Don't tell a zebra that "what's black and white and red all over joke". They've all heard it a million times and are sick of it.
2. Zebras like to herd together, so if you only have one zebra, you're gonna have to get more.
3. Zebras have bad breath. Brush and floss your zebra regularly.
4. Zebras have a fear of lions. Please keep your pride of lions in another room of your house.
5. When you talk to your zebra, don't be disappointed when he doesn't have one of those funny voices like the movies. That's just the way it is.
2007-01-22 12:46:06
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answered by Ronald J 2
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Well, I can't list five rules but I can offer this advice ... never leave your zebra in the care of a lion for an afternoon. They do not make good babysitters.
2007-01-22 12:44:55
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answered by zombie_togo 3
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Lets see.... 1. Take it back to the wild or too a zoo a wild animal is not a pet 2. Stay away from animals 3. Get help 4. If you want a pet try a pet rock. 5. Have fun
2016-05-23 23:16:36
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answered by Anonymous
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Okay, here goes.
#1. At least 5 baths every month.
#2. Clean out hooves every one or two days.
#3. Check for parasites and diseases. Yearly shot.
#4: Feed carrots, cauliflour, broccoli, water, and sliced fruit.
#5: Set in nice, open space, free to roam for exercise.
#6: Check every day, so not felt lonely.
#7: Give tons of love, animals need love to survive.
Take good care of your zebra!
2007-01-22 12:48:18
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answered by Anonymous
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You can't own a zebra. Unless you are Ace Ventura!
2007-01-22 12:42:38
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answered by I Love Tyler K 1
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1. stop smoking crack
2. face it, you dont have a zebra(its all in your imagination)
3. its illegal to own a zebra, so that proves you are smoking crack.
4.maybe you should stop trying to have hallucinations of zebra
5. crack is whack. dont smoke it
2007-01-22 12:41:24
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answered by Anonymous
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*brust coat
*check for parasites
*brush coat
*check for parasites
and last one
*check for parasites in the hiney!
2007-01-22 12:39:41
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answered by Anonymous
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