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I was thinking that instead of giving all these little scally-wags ASBOs it would be a good idea to bring back the stocks. Just think about it, Saturday afternoon, town square pelting the little sh*ts with veg,eggs and the odd stale loaf. It could be a family day out they could even charge a small sum to stand closer if your aims not very good.What are your thoughts?

2007-01-22 12:34:30 · 11 answers · asked by Loo 4 in Social Science Psychology

11 answers

HELL YEAH!!! About a hour before the football starts!! Also a hour when the footie is over, that way we could take a lost game oot on them instead of scraping! Great thinking!!

2007-01-22 12:51:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Losing their pride wouldn't work. (They have none, or self-respect). What would work, is after putting them in the stocks, you get the old matalwork teacher who was at my school to stand behind and 'WHACK' them over their **** with the three-foot metal rule he used to use on us.

We had the benefit of it being done in private. But unless you are a SERIOUS masochist, you don't 'ask for more'.

No good blaming the parents though. The government encourage 'drinking', 'smoking', 'drugs', and now they're encouraging 'gambling' big time in this once 'GREAT BRITAIN'.

All advertising is GOOD advertising. Why do you think they have so many new innitiatives?
MORE publicity for their tools of control over us all through debt and greed.

All kids want to be adults. They are infact just ADULTS in childrens bodies, just as OLD people are young people in OLD bodies.

Until they can 'respect' those in charge, they will find it difficult to 'understand' and appreciate what respect, and more importantly, 'self respect' really IS, or it's worth.

We need more 'Universal Soldiers' below.

2007-01-22 19:03:58 · answer #2 · answered by Peter M 2 · 0 0

Yes, would cheer up my visits to town a lot.

Humiliation is the only thing that really gets to them, conventional punishments like prison have no fear factor for them and are turned into 'badges of honour' or should that be dishonour.

They would have none of their stupid pride in being covered in rotting veg while being laughed at all day.

Maybe they knew how to keep idiots in check back then

2007-01-22 12:52:47 · answer #3 · answered by Northern Spriggan 6 · 0 0

Trouble is, these little toe rags see ASBO's as a badge of honour together with having a record but "getting away with with it" ( apparently as they out foxed the law) being expelled from school and just about anything that publicly shows them as thugs. So I suggest we either put them in the army and send them to Iraq, which is frankly extreme, or maybe send them to that school on Ladette to Lady for 6 months. They would be forced to do flower arranging etc etc totally be humiliated and not be able to use it as a badge. One dose of those posh old birds would deter them from doing it again and they wouldn't want to brag about their cooking, sewing and flower arranging skills!

2007-01-22 12:48:09 · answer #4 · answered by susan729315 2 · 0 0

Only if you make their parents clean up the mess afterwards! Then the whole scally-wag family has a day out too.

2007-01-22 12:45:40 · answer #5 · answered by Part Time Cynic 7 · 1 0

That's a great idea, it would be more of a deterrent than the ASBO's have been!
They wouldn't want the humiliation of their friends, and their friends' mums coming down and chucking rotten tomatoes at them!
Genius!

2007-01-22 12:38:56 · answer #6 · answered by CrunchyCookies...Leeds...x 4 · 1 0

Stick them in the army

2007-01-22 12:37:52 · answer #7 · answered by footynutguy 4 · 0 0

I am thinking that you have a very vivid imagination.

2007-01-22 12:38:18 · answer #8 · answered by JOURNEY 5 · 0 0

I incourage creativity

2007-01-22 12:42:42 · answer #9 · answered by Flusher 3 · 0 1

that would be feckin brill idea

2007-01-22 12:39:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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