it kinda looks rotated. is this from masterbation
2007-01-22 11:36:33 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
Did you mean retarded or rotated. If you are yanking on it too much with the same hand, you will get the crooked banana effect, where it will either aim left or right, depending on what hand you use. Now, there are some that there is just no explanation for whatsoever. This guy at school was made fun of because his went all over the place. It looked like an obstacal course, going one way and then veering off to another and then twisting yet in another direction. God only knows what was going on behind the bathroom door with that boy. If he was actually born with it that way, then I suppose the jokes on him. It really looked like one of those Crazy Daisies that the children put water in and then watch it flop in all sorts of directions. So every time I see my friends daughter playing with the Crazy Daisy, I think of Eric Jensen at Arcadia High and I gotta laugh. Come to think of it, his brother Saul had a kinda windy one also. Maybe it is something that runs in the family. Anyway, if yours is pointing in a north-easternly fashion try using your left hand for a while and maybe you will have the hope of straightening out your little problem.
2007-01-22 11:57:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A penis is like a lump of clay.Form and function rely upon it's potter(molder).Premature indulgence deforms this prized posession yet builds lifetime rediness. Exercising this muscle on a regular basis prevents abstract evolution. Balance of function is attained through mastery of the arts. Artistic suffering involves discipline of the most cruel kind. Reform and denial pervade this dark time but-light is on the horizon and total satisfaction is not far behind, The clay is molded to perfection.
2007-01-22 20:55:02 · answer #2 · answered by racer123 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol Have you got Peyronies disease? also known as bent or Croocked Penis/Dick Disease it's where it Doesn't an hasnt Grown Properly an Bends Kinda.
Famous Notable People to have it President Bill Clinton
Google up the Disease to Find out more ; )
2007-01-22 22:55:36 · answer #3 · answered by Majestic Michael 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never heard of that, they all look different in some way, i masturbate allot I MEAN ALLOT and mine don't look weird, even been told told it is very nice looking
2007-01-22 19:59:53 · answer #4 · answered by sckenpo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably caused by the doctor pulling you out of the womb.
2007-01-22 19:44:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes
2007-01-22 19:49:09 · answer #6 · answered by glamour04111 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its from your mom grabbing it when you get out of line!
2007-01-22 19:42:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
No
2007-01-22 20:37:36 · answer #8 · answered by bad_bob_69 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
only if you twist it while yanking...lol
2007-01-22 19:59:48 · answer #9 · answered by zdonz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋