If you could rewrite the 10 commandments, what would they be?

Answer 1

1. Thou shalt sleep with me if you are a sexy woman.
2. Thou shalt not nark me off or steal from me, unless you want an a*se whooping.
3. Thou shalt not get in my way, unless you have a death with.
4. Thou shalt not act like a buttnugget in my presence.
5. Thou shalt not beg for stuff from me, just because I'm loaded.
6. Thou shalt not challenge my superiority, unless you want me to make you feel like you're 2 foot tall.
7. Thou shalt not disagree with me if you're flying off the handle and you're full of sh*t.
8. Thou shalt kill a chav a day.
9. Thou shalt not talk like I'm typing this.
10. Thou shalt not challenge these rulings, which may be subject to change without notice.

Answer 2

Thou shalt not let their doggy do shite in my garden
Thou shalt not invade the middle east
Thou shouldst remember Vietnam
Thou shalt not be mean to me
Thou shouldst adress their social problems at the source and not blame kids with hoodies
Thou shouldst not buy into the 'Muslims v Rest of World' thing propagated by popular press and government propaganda
Thou shouldst let me smoke my cigars wherever I want
Thou shouldst put better films on the telly
Thou shouldst not talk to me on the bus if thou is pissed
Thou should sell thous car and eveybody ride a motorcycle

Answer 3

a million. think of for your self. 2. study technological awareness demanding. 3. don't think what others inform you with out verifiable and quantifiable information. 4. Be advantageous. 5. consume fiber. 6. artwork out. 7. do no longer smoke. 8. Obey the regulation as long as they're honest and democratic. 9. Thou shalt no longer consume fatty rapid nutrition till now bedtime. 10. This area intentionally left clean. style of.

Answer 4

Let's face it they pretty well cover everything. Apart from eating a lot of chocolate. having a few cold ones, and languishing in a bath reading Dan Browns Da Vinci Code.

Answer 5

Thou shalt smoke Marlboro's
Thou shalt drink plenty Bacardi
Thou shalt have fun and mess around
Thou shalt do housework only when necessary
Thou shalt live amongst nature with all the animals
Thou shalt be true to yourself
Thou shalt eat chocolate, cakes and biscuits
Thou shalt feel relaxed
Thou shalt do good unto others
Thou shalt have no guilt

Answer 6

no drinking diesel
no smoking ****
no farting in a lift or on a escalator
no puffs on tv
no pet cats
no less than thy neighbour
no Tony Blair but definitely a burning George Bush
no money just sex for stuff (i would be very poor)
no letterboxes
thou shall run over traffic wardens

Answer 7

Quit creating new religions!! If there is only one God, there should be only one way to that God, not 1000+ different ones, but the money is good for those fancy so called ministers:-( Like it says in the Bible: "Be Aware of False Prophets"!!

Answer 8

Invisible.

Answer 9

1. thou shalt do as I say not as I do
2. thou shalt not wake me up too early at weekend
3. thou shalt not expect me to give thee a bl*w j*b all the time
4. thou shalt allow me to have sex with Paolo Nutini or any other scottish male if I am able.
5. thou shalt make thine own f**ck*ng meals
6. thou shalt ask my permission if ye want to go to the pub
7. thou shalt return from the pub, with a bunch of flowers hanging out of your **** singing. love and marriage.
8. thou shalt not covert my car as it's better than yours
9. thou shalt put the loo seat down
10. thou shalt be good to all mankind, especially me!

Answer 10

thou shall not steal
thou shall kill all peadophiles
thou shallbe rich
thou shall be faithful
thou shall be healthy
thou shall cure cancer and aids
thou shall go on the internet lots more
thou shall hate
thou shall forgive, apart from child abuser abviously because of the other one lol