What's the best thing you've found from down the back of your settee?

Question

(I've only ever found pen tops and mouldy ol' crusts)

Answer 1

Granny

Answer 2

Me!

I was sleeping on the settee all night, and when I woke up in the morning, I found that I'd slipped between the cushions and down the back of the thing... I think it must have been warmer that way, of course, I scrambled out in no time. Would have been a bit embarassing if anyone else had come along and found me down there...

Answer 3

My wife's wedding ring which my, then, toddler had stashed in there a year before. Though this is a toss up with when I worked as a barman. when cleaning up I found fifty quid down the back of a chesterfield.

Answer 4

When I was a young un I bought a couch at a garage sale and I found 1/2 a bag of weed in it. It was a good purchase

Answer 5

i bought a second hand settee a few years ago because i was short of money some time later i ran my hand down the back and there was forty pounds.

Answer 6

2 Tickets to The White Stripes at Allie Pallie the next night!!!

Answer 7

I dont know about the best my good man , but I once found my good lady wifes lovers underpants down the back of mine.

Good day Sir

Answer 8

My dad's porn, at the same time of my sisters christening party! what a hoot when I pulled that little surprise out and showed my mum and all the family hee hee hee!

Not so good was the time when my dad came home early and i had a cigarette..... where did i hide it?.....you guessed it, in the sofa. I was well in the **** form that one so i now believe in Kharma

Answer 9

An old half a crown coin worth (pre decimal) two shillings and sixpence

Answer 10

The mobile phone my daughter lost a year and a half ago