WHO THINKS I COULD BE WWE champion?

Question

i am really good on the mic.
i hav never taped to a submission in my life.
i like to back flips and break tables i broke a table by doing a leg drop off a trampaline onto a pillow. BROKE THE TABLE!
i like to take risks and i'll do anything to hurt my oppenant.

Answer 1

yeah anyone can be wwe champion because it is fake

Answer 2

I don't. :) Why?

You haven't shown me that you can actually get in a ring and do a match and NOT maim your opponent, that's why.

I mean, I hate to be dull and obvious about it....but it's a *show*, you know this, right? It isn't a competition, it's a show.

Comparing the WWE to real sport grappling is like comparing _Friday Night Lights_ to real NFL football. It doesn't parse.

Now granted....I'm not saying you don't have skills, ok?

But a *Champion*? Nah dude, not yet....your game needs more work, and your *work* needs more game.

You need at least ONE really exceptional move that, when people *hear its name*, they go, "Oh, that's you!" And people need to know, are you a High-Flyer, Smashmouth or a Technician, meaning, what is your game plan in the ring? Do you fly, beat people up or roll for a submission? If you're as good as you say you are you can do *two* out of the three but not all three (mainly because you can't competently train for breakneck speed and agility, explosive power *and* tenacious endurance at the same time...nobody can).

And then, there's the *Show* side of it. ^_^ When you win, how do you win? When you lose, how do you usually lose? Are you a babyface (fan favorite) or a heel (bad guy), and to what degree are you this way, it is possible to be either a "mean face" or such a good heel that people *like you anyway*. (Case in point on the Mean Face: The Rock, Matt Hardy in his "Mattitude" days. Case in point on the "Heel they Love": Mr. Ken Kennedy, and the late Great Eddie Guerrero).

And generally speaking, what's your personality like? What's the one biggest excess--flaw or good trait--that you could blow up and exaggerate enough to *win over a crowd in the Round*? Ideally it should be summed up in two words or less: Loud. Badass. Sneaky. Genetic Freak.

And so on. You've shown me you have charisma, perhaps some athletic skills....but can you *do the Show*?

*That's the kicker*. :)

Hope this helps, and thanks for your time.

Answer 3

So do I I saved up $10,000 to get a real wrestling ring with ropes, turmbuckles steel steps chairs guardrails, stole some steel garbage cans from my neighbor and bought REAL wrestling tables at $90 each(damn) I'm saving up for a nearly $4,000 steel cage. Come to my backyard we'll wrestle I like to take risks 2 but plzzz don't use so many tables I only have 3 left and they are as mentioned earlier: $90 each!!!!! I don't wanna buy more unless I have 2 I will be WWE champ someday

Answer 4

Nothing to do with your question but would all of the people that don't like WWE, DON'T POST IN WWE QUESTIONS!!!!!We really don't want care for your comments if all you want to say is something like, "WWE sucks" Just stay off OK.

oh, & sure you could be champ

Answer 5

Ok you can but you need a sweet look and a killer finishing move and maybe some good jumps(moonsaults etc)

Answer 6

npo cuz we cannot prove u are telling the truth cuz if ur ansking this u neeed to know if people will believe u ur probably a loser like all of us who neve had a gf and lives with there mom

Answer 7

It depends on if you can beat Batista or John Cena!

Answer 8

I couldn't even read your question without getting bored, so you actually aren't so good on the mic.

Answer 9

maybe ... i did a swanton off like a twenty foot ladder to a tramp then i did a moonsault of my roof! so =P

Answer 10

u sound iight...BUT 4 me dures only 1 champion and dats JOHN CENA!!!..lol...u might have a chance though buddy!!!
GOOD LUCK WITH THAT TO!!!