The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."
"Yes, she says, "I remember it well."
"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?"
"Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy,but good idea!"
There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this, and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.
They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for upport aided by walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence.
The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers.
As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.
2007-01-22 09:29:50 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching policeman has ever seen.
This goes on for about ten minutes. Both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming.
Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.
The Policeman, still watching thinks, this was truly amazing. He thinks, I've got to ask them what their secret is.
As the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else.
You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?"
The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."
2007-01-22 09:30:55 · update #1
Sorry folks (or maybe not). I thought I was posting to Jokes and Riddles. The kids there rip me a new one each time I post.
My humor leans to the absurd, inane, and ironic, and I don't think any of them understand those words.
Sorry again.
2007-01-22 10:00:37 · update #2
lol...remind me not to make love against a fence....but can you change the age to 80 please.....we are 50 and we still have sex like we did when we were 30...and we don't need walking sticks or canes......thanks
2007-01-22 09:35:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Goodun!
2007-01-22 17:33:47 · answer #2 · answered by iyamacog 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but still funny
2007-01-22 17:34:13 · answer #3 · answered by Bonduesa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh brother!
2007-01-22 18:10:50 · answer #4 · answered by K.W. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehe
2007-01-22 17:42:45 · answer #5 · answered by Suzanne 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...that was funny =D
2007-01-22 19:33:46 · answer #6 · answered by liz920 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one :)
2007-01-22 17:46:15 · answer #7 · answered by gabby 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋