why?
2007-01-22 08:28:34 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Comics & Animation
Answer...
Real life: God wins. He can make it so Chuck Norris never existed in the first place.
On Walker Texas Ranger: Chuck Norris wins.
Has anyone else noticed that Walker never even gets hit? I have never seen a series before in my life where the hero fights in every episode and never even takes a punch.
2007-01-22 08:42:58 · answer #1 · answered by mjwarriorfan 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think that is a odd question also. I also think that God would win because he is the one and only God and Chuck Norris is just a human that happens to be good at fighting.
2007-01-22 16:39:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
If you had Odin, Thor, Zeus, and Chyna in a steel cage death match against Chuck Norris the clear winner obviously is Norris. No doubt.
2007-01-22 16:37:34 · answer #3 · answered by Jared K 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well I don't really know because I don't think God would fight and seeing as I don't personally know Chuck Norris I don't know what he would do in a situation such as that.
Your probably wondering why I'm answering this question if I don't know. *Shrug*
2007-01-22 17:42:53 · answer #4 · answered by nysweetangel247 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus wins. We will all fall down on our knees and admit that Jesus is LORD. Chuck Norris will fall down on his knees and admit that Jesus is LORD, too. If he doesn’t want to, tough; he’ll have to, before he gets sent out of God’s Presence forever. And if Chuck’s dumb enough to spite Jesus’ sacrifice for him, to keep him out of hell, how can you stop him from leaving God’s Presence…?
22 JAN 07, 0116 hrs, GMT.
2007-01-22 20:11:59 · answer #5 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just for a change of pace, I'll say Chuck Norris.
After all, God isn't the one who made it into "The Alphabet of Manliness".
2007-01-22 19:19:22 · answer #6 · answered by Danny Malone 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol. Thats an odd question.
God I guess. :P
2007-01-22 16:35:16 · answer #7 · answered by BTII 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
GOD! BCUZ HE CAN DO N-E-THING!
2007-01-22 18:22:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋